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    Posted: 23 Oct 2021 at 2:15am
a young boy was obsessed with farming machinery, he built models ,he drew them and spent all his free time at his local farm just looking at combines and hay balers.
as he aged, his interest in farm machinery slowiy disappeared, and by the time he was married with kids, he'd completely forgotten his love for it .
one night as he was going to bed he realised he could smell smoke coming from the children's bedroom .
He rushed to the doorway to see that a candle had fallen off the bedside table and the rug was ablaze. His children were trapped on the outher side of the room with no escape. 
Smoke was filling the room and the children were coughing and panicking. He knew he had to act. Quick as a flash he took a long, deep breath and inhaled all of the smoke . He then opened the window and blew all of the smoke out of his lungs and into the air . He had saved his house and family.
His wife, who had arrived with a bucket of water asked her husband: "Honey how did you manage to suck all that smoke from the room?"

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ac hunter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Oct 2021 at 7:59am
That's a good one. Another advantage of the old farm machinery hobby. Keep them coming.
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Good one, but kind of a groaner.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Gary (sw Wis.) Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Oct 2021 at 5:15pm

A farmer was driving his tractor along the road with a trailer full of fertilizer. A boy saw the farmer and yelled  what in the trailer?

Manure the farmer answered.

What are you going to do with it the young boy asked?

I'm going to put it on my pumpkins.

The young boy relied, You should come to our house for supper  we put Ice Cream on our pumpkin pie.

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An Old German neighbor of mine used to come and get what he called RRRROTTEN Manure for his garden. He always said "Most people like sugar on their Strawberries, I like Manure on mine"!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Clay Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Oct 2021 at 10:35am
May be an image of text that says My Kid: I feel like youre always making up rules and stuff. Me: Like what? My Kid: Like if I dont clean my room a portal will open and take me to another dimension. Me: Well thats what happened to your older brother. My Kid: What older brother? Me: Exactly.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JLS retired Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Oct 2021 at 3:48pm
Clay-- that kid knew my Dad!!
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