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desertjoe
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desertjoe
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Beware the clever redneck: Mildred, the church gossip, and
self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose
into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her
extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their
silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house, walked home, and left it there all night. |
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desertjoe
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OK,,one more,,,, The woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that
they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek." |
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desertjoe
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OK,,Dis I cheer ya'll up,,,, "Pop," he says, "You're really old."
The old man chuckles. "I certainly am, son." "How old are you Pop?" "Why, I'm eighty-nine." "Wow." the boy is impressed. "How did you get that old, Pop?" "Well son, I'll tell you." The old man's faces grows serious, and glances to each side conspiratorially. He leans in and fixes his great grandson with a steely look. "Here's the secret. Every morning, I sprinkle a little gunpowder on my oatmeal. I don't know how, but it's kept me fit and healthy all my life." The boy takes his great grandfather's advice, and indeed it works remarkably. The boy grew up and left behind 4 children, 9 grandchildren, 22 great-grandchildren, and a 16 foot hole in the crematorium wall. |
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steve(ill)
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well, you made my night JOE... THANKS.
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Hubert (Ga)engine7
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Love 'em all but especially the one about the skin graft.
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Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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shameless dude
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i loved the pickup parked! thanks buddy...it always helps to laugh!
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plummerscarin
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Baseball and glove did it for me!!
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chaskaduo
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Dem all
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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desertjoe
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steve(ill)
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NOW THATS FUNNY !
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desertjoe
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A new and easy test for the Coronavirus, which can be done at home, was
recently discovered and it's simple, quick and actually enjoyable.
Fill a shot glass with your favorite whiskey and see if you can smell it. If you can, then you're halfway there. Now drink it. If you can taste it then it's reasonable to assume you're currently virus free because the loss of the sense of smell and taste is a common symptom. I tested myself 7 times last night and was virus free every time, thank goodness. I will have to test myself again today because I've developed a throbbing headache...which can also be one of the symptoms. I'll report my results later. |
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steve(ill)
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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