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thendrix
Orange Level Joined: 04 Feb 2013 Location: Fairmount GA Points: 4737 |
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Rampley town, where the men are men and the sheep are scared.
Around here we use Rampley town (where the Rampleys live) but you can insert the town or community of your choice |
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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chaskaduo
Orange Level Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5203 |
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We always said, "and the sheep are mighty nervous".
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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Nervous Norvase
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HaroldOmaha
Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Omaha Points: 862 |
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If your head wasn't attached you'd loose it.
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Calvin Schmidt
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Ontario Can. Points: 4515 |
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Flatter than p-ss on a plate
Can't pick up a turd from the clean end
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Nothing is impossible if it is properly financed
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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Blown Away
Bombed out Missed the boat Lost My Way Asleep at the Switch In the Dumpster Craps or Crapped Out
Edited by Ken in Texas - 02 Apr 2019 at 6:36am |
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Ranse
Orange Level Joined: 11 Mar 2016 Location: Tennessee Points: 773 |
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He's as full of sh!t as a Christmas turkey.
I would lose my a$$ if it wasn't tied on. |
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chaskaduo
Orange Level Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5203 |
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Holy sheep chit.
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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allisrutledge
Orange Level Joined: 30 Mar 2010 Location: SurgoinsvilleTN Points: 1352 |
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She's cuter than a bug with boots on.
If there ain't another day I don't need it anyway. We will plant corn when an oaks leaf is as big as a squirrels ear. |
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Allis Chalmers still exist in my mind and barns
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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watch the donut not the hole
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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by the look of it it's Trouble with a capital T
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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about a mile or 2 as the Crow Flies
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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None of your Bees Wax
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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sticks and stones
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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before you know it it's time to go back to work And Quit playin this silly game
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farmboy520
Orange Level Access Joined: 22 Jun 2016 Location: Beason, IL Points: 553 |
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Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
Measure 3 times and cut once A few bricks shy of a full load Apple doesn't fall far from the tree Their elevator doesn't go all the way to the top !ucked like a dog in the street |
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On the farm: Agco Allis 9695, 7060, 7010, R66, Farmall H, and Farmall F20 (Great Grandpa's)
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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That will be the day
You better believe it Bubba Got her panties in a wad Get laid Who cares Hot dog Big boys don't cry Snug as a bug in a rug I'm going to say this just one more time. Night All |
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Lars(wi)
Orange Level Access Joined: 14 Sep 2009 Location: Permian Basin Points: 6658 |
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chubby girls need lovin' too
if she didn't have a p*ssy between her legs, she'd be worthless never call a man a dick, for some its the only good part about them the most expensive sex you will have, is after you're married the day is early, plenty of time for it to go down the sh*tter he's so mad, he can't even sh*t straight that man is so crooked, when he dies they will have to screw him into the ground |
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I tried to follow the science, but it was not there. I then followed the money, and that’s where I found the science.
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Lars(wi)
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It's easier to fool someone, than it is to convince them they have been fooled
one of these day's, I gotta have a looong talk with that boy |
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I tried to follow the science, but it was not there. I then followed the money, and that’s where I found the science.
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GARY(OH/IN)
Orange Level Joined: 19 May 2010 Location: Findlay,Ohio Points: 917 |
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If it weren't for alcohol some women never would have sex. (The above is an original saying by me.)
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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Get down off your High Horse
And Quit Worrying Yourself to Death About It In the long run you will probably be better off without her anyway. Besides that There's plenty more fish in the sea
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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You sure made a mess out of things by makin a mountain out of a mole hill
Singin the Blues aint gona fix anything
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Lars(wi)
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If you break your legs doing that, don't come running to me
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I tried to follow the science, but it was not there. I then followed the money, and that’s where I found the science.
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Orangeinwisco
Bronze Level Access Joined: 13 Sep 2018 Location: NE Wisconsin Points: 39 |
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Bout as useful as t!ts on a boar.
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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If it makes you happy, it tickles me to death
Quit your whining for Pete's sake Dumber than Ditch Water. (The only place I ever heard this one used is Colorado) Serious as Cancer Believe me He finished Second. Everyone else tied for first First come first served Don't ask me Higher than a Georgia Pine No skin off my nose Waitin til the cows come home
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shameless dude
Orange Level Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13611 |
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I don't give a feathered rats butt!
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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Wild as a March Hare
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desertjoe
Orange Level Access Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13358 |
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If you fall and hurt yourself,,,I'm gonna whip your butt,,,
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Ken in Texas
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small potatoes
Never Fails to Amaze Me If I tell you a Chicken Dips Snuff no need to look under its wing for a toothpick I've about had enough of this Bull Holy Boloney
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Thad in AR.
Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Arkansas Points: 9273 |
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Today at work one of our plumbers asked me if I like country and western music? I looked at him and said, Son western is to music what a dog turd is to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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