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A New Job

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steve(ill) View Drop Down
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    Posted: 6 hours 53 minutes ago at 8:48am
A guy walks into the Main Post Office in DC and asks for a job.. Interviewer asks if he has an allergies. He says yes... i am alergic to coffee.. Interview says thats OK.. Then he asks if he was in the Military and guy says yes.. Well thats a benifit also.. Askes if he has any disabilities. Gey says yes, a rpg blew up in front of him and blew his balls off.. Interviewer says thats good... disability counts extra..

Interviewer says they work 10 till 4, 5 days a week. You start tomorrow, show up at 10 am...  Guy says OK ????? But if you start at 8, why do i show up at 10 ???   Interviewer says, WELL.. the first two hours all we do is drink coffee and scratch our balls, so you dont need to waste your time with that !!  LOL
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Sounds just like other government jobs LOL. 
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I thought it was gonna be the one that asks how is the post office like Florsheim?Wink
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