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Coke-in-MN
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Topic: Reunion (H)Posted: 26 Aug 2023 at 9:12am |
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A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for a reunion lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.. Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet, and it was good value for money. Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled. Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.
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Life lesson: If you’re being chased by a lion, you’re on a horse, to the left of you is a giraffe and on the right is a unicorn, what do you do? You stop drinking and get off the carousel.
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Alberta Phil
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Posted: 26 Aug 2023 at 9:39am |
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Good one, Coke!! Thanks for the morning laugh!!
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Lars(wi)
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Posted: 26 Aug 2023 at 10:58am |
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I will be 62 in October, and I still look at women with big breast’s and wear mini skirts, and I’m proud of it.
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I tried to follow the science, but it was not there. I then followed the money, and that’s where I found the science.
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ACinSC
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Posted: 26 Aug 2023 at 11:30am |
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Thanks for sharing this . Sounds about right too .
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 26 Aug 2023 at 12:37pm |
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NOW THATS FUNNY !!! ..........
I expected the end to be 80 years old and BACK to looking at the BOOBS !!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 26 Aug 2023 at 12:39pm |
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LARS.... im 8 years older than you and STILL do a lot of LOOKING !!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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LouSWPA
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Posted: 26 Aug 2023 at 12:49pm |
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why would anyone want a new Corvette when he can't even climb into it, and, even if he did, couldn't manage to push the clutch pedal in! just sayin
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I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
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plummerscarin
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Posted: 26 Aug 2023 at 5:09pm |
Just cuz. Me, I'd go for a Cobra or Pantera though I know my feet dont work the pedals well in the Pantera. |
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mdm1
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Posted: 26 Aug 2023 at 5:32pm |
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It makes no difference where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home! More of a butt guy myself.
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Everything is impossible until someone does it! WD45-trip loader 1947 c w/woods belly mower, 1939 B, #3 sickle mower 1944 B, 2 1948 G's. Misc other equipment that my wife calls JUNK!
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