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Joined: 11 Sep 2009
Location: Udall, Kansas
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    Posted: 23 Mar 2023 at 3:00pm
A man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable.
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You know the bad side? I read that and it didn't make me say WTF? Seems anymore it's a dumbass competition out there
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Was he horsing around? Bet he got a kick out of that. 
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Joined: 12 Sep 2009
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Points: 24399 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jaybmiller Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Mar 2023 at 4:00pm
did he have to winnie-the-poo
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It was an "accident"!
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When the dr looked down at the rectum he said there’s several in there and the rectum said a few.
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Bet that ole boy had a rough night in the horse-pital
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ask the kid that owns them if he wants his toys BACK !  Wink
Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Originally posted by steve(ill) steve(ill) wrote:

ask the kid that owns them if he wants his toys BACK !  Wink

Nay...Wink
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1974 in Wood River IL at the East Alton Wood River Township Hospital, My Older Brother working as Security Officer for extra money.  Orderlies are acting crazy, one drags out a Softball Uniform, he goes with all to the E-room.  'Old' GAY Dude, back in for the Umpteenth Time or Rectal Insertion, had a BASEBALL up His Bum.  Doctor got it out, HOWEVER was the old Gay Dude's Property so the Orderly with the Softball Uniform got to Hand it BACK To Him as was discharged.

STILL Funny as all get out even as my brother has been gone since 92.
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Bet it takes a LOT OF PRACTICE to get a BASEBALL up your BUNG !!... OUCH !
Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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I take it he was no virgin. Difference between old prostitute & new prostitute: 1 uses KY, The other uses Poly grip.
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Was a young resident and got woken up by an er attending asking me a bunch of questions about how they assemble an electric toothbrush? Finally i had to ask why? Because a young woman was using it to clean something they don't usually clean with a toothbrush and now its stuck
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Dayumm!!! I'll never look at my toothbrush the same way ever again
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Didn’t know freebie collected toy horses. Must’ve gotten REALLY bored waiting on the train.
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