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    Posted: 31 Oct 2022 at 11:08pm
Gentlemen, I am in distress! I decided to tan a couple of deer hides this year, the indian way, with brain for a tanning agent. I informed my bride that she would need to chew the hides to make them soft. Would you believe that uppity squaw said "NO"?!?!

She's been rather loyal and obedient up until now, but it just seems like lately she has been getting an attitude or something.

Golly, I hate to pull rank on her, but........

well, she did make me brownies and milk this evening, so there is that. and she did consent to a new member of the family. I'll get some pic's up one of these days, but right now he is too busy destroying every piece of furniture, shoes, anything that is less than two feet up from the floor. And peeing and crapping everywhere. I have seen full sized bovine that didn't drop piles as big as this 15 pound 10 week old does! Uh, I haven't weighted him, that is what the breeder told me on Friday when I picked him up. But I think he has doubled in weight since then in any case. 
He's really smart, too! I take him out to do what he is supposed to do outside, but he senses right away it is too wet to poop or pee outside, so he holds it until we get back inside and then he lets go. I'm hoping I can convince him it is OK to poop and pee on wet leaves pretty soon....maybe I can show him. My loving bride may take exception to that though. or the neighbors! well, gotta get some shut eye, only get about two hrs at a time, trainers tell me going out every two hours and showing him what to do is best way to fix things, but I question that since he can't possibly need to do anything more since he just gifted me with a full sized Holstien pie about a half hour ago, when we came in from outside. Night all!

I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
Wait for the Lord;
be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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awwwwwww.....isn't puppyhood wondeful??? such sweet little things! gives it a hug and pat for me!
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Good luck with your new companion Lou. Just be careful with your Dearly Beloved or both of you may be outside in a new house!
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Ah, the days of bringing a New Puppy home!!!
I do NOT miss those!
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 trainers tell me going out every two hours and showing him what to do is best way to fix things...

Lou.. you need to be more INVOLVED.. He needs a VISUAL presentation... !! Wink
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Lou, 
We need pictures I think!
Our 6 month old Golden Retriever is in complete contrrol! 
But just today she went out on her own and did her business in the bean field behind the house! So there is hope for your pup! 
Regards,
Chris



Edited by Sugarmaker - 02 Nov 2022 at 6:42pm
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Originally posted by steve(ill) steve(ill) wrote:

 trainers tell me going out every two hours and showing him what to do is best way to fix things...

Lou.. you need to be more INVOLVED.. He needs a VISUAL presentation... !! Wink

Till he swipes yer t**d, and runs back into the house!Wink
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WELL......where are the pics????
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Originally posted by shameless dude shameless dude wrote:

WELL......where are the pics???? I'm working on it! have an issue with my camera, and not smart enough to xfer from my phone. I broke the tiny USB charger port on the camera, so now I need to get a charger to charge the battery out of the camera. I'll get my daughter to come over and take some pics for me.
I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
Wait for the Lord;
be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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