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I like rule #5

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dannyraddatz View Drop Down
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    Posted: 27 Nov 2010 at 9:05am
 
Cowboy rules   
1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.  
  
2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked.  
  
3. Let's get this straight: it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.  
  
4. They are cattle. That's why they smell like cattle. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-10 & I-40 go east and west, I-17 & I-15 goes north and south. Pick one and go.  
  
5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.  
  
6. Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.  
  
7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during a hunt, we WILL shoot it outta your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.  
  
8. Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.  
  
9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.  
  
10. We open doors for women. That's applied to all women, regardless of age.  
  
11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey.  
  
12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup! Oh, yeah ... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat ... IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!  
  
13. You bring 'Coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.  
  
14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Giants, the Yankees, the Mets, the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.  
  
15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.  
  
16. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1!  


Edited by dannyraddatz - 27 Nov 2010 at 9:05am
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote redline Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Nov 2010 at 9:22am
I like that list. Number 8 is quite amusing.......
number 9 is familiar, too. I don't hunt, but I live near a state wildlife/hunting area, so I see all the people from town that do. Guess I am just too caught up in farming during those times of year.
It seems like there is a version of this list that mentions our women, and how they will whoop your behind if you get mouthy-I am paraphrasing a little though.
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# 13 sticks with me as it has never happined and at 67 it never will.
 same as piercings , son asked about one once , told him he could get whatever he wanted just be sure when he came home from wherever he was living I never see it or i would remove it permantly. 
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One of mine is "It's called POP, not soda!  Soda is what you mix in your drink."  Although I guess in some parts of the country nobody knows what pop is.
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Its not pop around here its "sodey"
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I like #3
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