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desertjoe 
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 Topic: A welcome surprise,,,,,,,,
Posted: 21 Mar 2020 at 8:50pm |
Now,,I know a lot of us "older Folks" get to meet the facts of life as we get older and our bodies just will Not do what we want em to ,,,even those things we been doing forever,,,,,, One of the things I have been struggling with for some time and no doubt most others as well,,,so I'll get to my story,,,,,  I don't know "when" it started but when I was gettin dressed first thing,,I had to stand next to my recliner and sorta lean on it while I shooked down my jammies and stepped out of them. Most times it took one hand on the recliner and use one hand to pull up my undies and pants, then walk over to the recliner to put on my socks and shoes. Well,,Imagine my surprise when sometime in the last week or so,,that I noticed I did not need to hold on to anything and my balance was so good that I could actually lean down to pull my undies up with both hands while standing and nary a bobble,,,,!!!
I am impressed but have NO idea why, when or How come but I am sure likin this new development of my balance,,,,maybe it the CBD,,,?? 
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shameless dude
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Posted: 21 Mar 2020 at 8:59pm |
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#1...jammies? who wears them to bed anymore? must be a city boy thing? #2. who wears undies anymore? most guys and gals around here don't! must be another city boy thing? #3. I haven't been able to put my socks on for over 2 years now, back won't allow me to bend that far down or bring my legs up that far, and my shoes better be slip ons! i'm happy you have your balance again, hope it wasn't just a dream you had? make sure you have something to grab if all of a sudden....
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 21 Mar 2020 at 9:25pm |
I have GREAT balance.. I SET on the bed and put on my undies / pants and sock... Have not FALLEN off the bed ONCE !!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Posted: 22 Mar 2020 at 12:07am |
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Some people share too much information !
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desertjoe
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Posted: 22 Mar 2020 at 6:21am |
 GARY(OH/IN) wrote:
Some people share too much information !
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I just remembered,,,you're one of the grouchy ones,,,,takin you off my Christmas list,,!!
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desertjoe
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Posted: 22 Mar 2020 at 6:31am |
Shamless,,!!,,,if,,,,if,,,you don't wear jammies to bed,,,,WHAT DO you wear to bed,,?? UMMmmm,,,Long Handles,,??? Errrrrr,,,,surely you don't wear them dang Thongs do you,,??? 
As far as them undies,,,,,,you know IF you don't wear any undies during the day,,,and you is out and about,,,you know doing working things and you are workin on something having to push and pullin pretty hard back and forth,,,,,them "things" have a tendancy to start "slappin" back and forth as well,,,,and,,,,could cause you to have hard feelings bout thet work,,,,,BUT,,,you KNEW that already didn't you???
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Posted: 22 Mar 2020 at 7:00am |
Never fails, the day I don't have undies on is the day my pants decide they need to rip up the back side big time. 
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desertjoe
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Posted: 22 Mar 2020 at 8:59am |
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Posted: 22 Mar 2020 at 9:49am |
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Posted: 22 Mar 2020 at 10:22am |
The day of TMI. I can't do that personally. Sitting on my balls gives me a headache.
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Posted: 22 Mar 2020 at 10:44am |
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Well, all that aside, that is a nice turn of events joe.
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Posted: 23 Mar 2020 at 12:45am |
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I wears my birthday suit to bed, and the gals tell me wearing panties slows down some things sometimes like pharts and spur of the moment times!
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desertjoe
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Posted: 23 Mar 2020 at 12:50am |
shameless dude wrote:
I wears my birthday suit to bed, and the gals tell me wearing panties slows down some things sometimes like pharts and spur of the moment times! |
CHIT,,Good Buddy,,,I'm gettin all kinds of weird images bout your pre-bed activities,,,,the Post bed images ain't helpin either,,,!!
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Posted: 23 Mar 2020 at 8:06am |
The only thing slowin anything down is the gal talking, and they don't phart cause they never shut up long enough to build up any pressure.
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Posted: 23 Mar 2020 at 10:25am |
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Just my briefs, Can`t even stand a T shirt binding and pulling,
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Posted: 23 Mar 2020 at 7:48pm |
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If Shamers is not bending down to put socks on, how in the heck is he threading that thong on?
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Posted: 23 Mar 2020 at 9:54pm |
Sure does take your mind to some place other than the Covid-19 issue. Yikes! :) Regards, Chris
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Posted: 23 Mar 2020 at 11:00pm |
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Old gall cant breathe in a warm room. So the dam bedroom is ice cold. If my clothes are clean, sometimes I just slip my shoes off and crawl under all the covers I can find. By the time I wake up in the AM. She usually has them pulled off me and is under them while I'm freezing.
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Posted: 23 Mar 2020 at 11:41pm |
Hey Joe, You must have already taken me off your list cause I haven't gotten a present for years.
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desertjoe
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Posted: 24 Mar 2020 at 6:09am |
GARY(OH/IN) wrote:
Hey Joe, You must have already taken me off your list cause I haven't gotten a present for years.
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OK, Gary,,,,then,,,"Kings X" ,,,,,,,I'll be nice,,,if you will,,,,,, |
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Posted: 24 Mar 2020 at 1:48pm |
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I sure wish you could come up with an answer of how you got your balance back!!!
It's old creaky bones and joints that don't want to bend anymore and muscles that are losing some of their strength. This old age sure ain't for sissies.
As for sleepin, I'm with Shameless,. If I'm gonna die in my sleep, I'm going out of this world the same way I came in,,,,,,,,,neked as a j-bird.
As for undies, I gotta wear em or else my privates get all itchy and a rash from blue jeans. Maybe if'n I switched over to coveralls it would be better? Naw,,,,,,,,,then there's TOO much room and everything would be swinging and gettin sore as can be.
And Chas,,,,,,,,we phart,,,,,,womens pass gas....
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Posted: 24 Mar 2020 at 1:51pm |
Ted J wrote:
As for sleepin, I'm with Shameless,.
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Really lol
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Posted: 24 Mar 2020 at 3:33pm |
Ted, Mom has corrected us both, they FLUFF. I love her wit.
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Posted: 25 Mar 2020 at 9:15am |
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Was taking my wife to chair yoga it has helped her balance but that ended with the stay at home act. Of course she isn't doing any of it at home
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Posted: 25 Mar 2020 at 12:46pm |
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Of course not, it don't cost anything. WOMEN???
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desertjoe
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Posted: 25 Mar 2020 at 1:14pm |
Well,,,,,,,my wife is same way,,,,ALWAYS ,,,,,lookin at the price of everything,,! First off,,I thought she was a sure enough keeper, thinkin "she is checkin to make sure "WE" get the best price",!! UNTIL,,first time I had to go return some stuff cause of wrong size and am shocked at the price "WE" paid for the item,,!!!! After getting my refund,,I go look for some of the size "we" need and CHIT FIRE,,,there is a whole friggin row of same pants and shirts that are almost half price of what she had picked out!! When I get home and ask for an explanation,,,she ain't got one,,!!! Says she had like'ed the FEEL of the higher priced ones. Right then and there we settled THAT issue pretty quick,,,,,,,,,but from then on,,,,it was always almost a game with her to "sneak" some of the other chit past ole skinflint hisself,,,,,,,
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Posted: 25 Mar 2020 at 2:53pm |
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Spot on Joe. They get into the runaround, like talk in circles, change the subject, or plain out start a fight about something else. Can't live with em, Can't have life without em.
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Posted: 25 Mar 2020 at 3:59pm |
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finished this thread.....there went 20 min's of my life I wont get back!
Joe, glad to hear you got your balance back! sounds like you might have had an ear infection or such that you just shook off
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