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Dave in PA 
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 3:23pm |
My bride went out today, with a friend of ours for some stuff. The big item, toilet paper. Went to Wally Land, Target, and others to get things done. No luck there. She had to go to Home Depot, to buy toilet paper, for the rest of the world is in a panic with the Corona thing, and the world is coming to a end!! We need to wipe!! LOL Does ANYONE on here ever done, or heard of the a "out house", "a tree", or a Sears/Robuck sp? book? Times have changed!!!! AND for the record, my wife and I, are scheduled for vacation in 2 weeks, and still going!
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JW in MO
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 3:59pm |
Whatever you do, DO NOT USE COFFEE FILTERS! And that's all I got to say about that.
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 4:14pm |
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I saw that on the news today......... and the first think i thought was WHY do you need 30-40 rolls of toilet paper in the house ??
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 4:18pm |
I just bought a 30 & 20 pak of Scott 1000 sheet rolls on sale 4 weeks ago, 56 cents a roll and that's delivered. I'm set for a while.  
Edited by chaskaduo - 08 Mar 2020 at 4:20pm
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 4:57pm |
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I’ve heard TP and face masks use the same materials! Might be more of a material shortage then anything!
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 5:44pm |
Remember, when usin corn cobs, 1 way wipes, t'other way peels hyde. Oh yeah, and sweet corn cobs is soft as charmin! 
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 6:00pm |
After you use a red cob, a white one is needed to see if you need another red one
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 6:24pm |
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Wife just picked up a mega pack at Costco. She didn't say anything about a shortage there. I am upset about Costco doing away with the samples because of the virus, nothing like a free lunch.
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 6:51pm |
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Amazon has everything, even AGCO oil filters. Corn cobs can be had off of EBAY.
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 8:12pm |
I think it was last Monday local TV was at Costco first thing in the morning. Did a story on 70 ish fellow stocking up, had at least a 1/4 pallet of water and several of the biggest jumbo packs of paper goods(all that fit in the wagon). And they reported a shortage of bulk rice and beans. Because he was stocking up cause his wife has "compromised health" and was going to be staying home.  I want to know how many times he left home since.
If only you knew what would set people off. I believe it was over 40 years ago Johnny Carson made a joke about TP shortage. Within a week there was one.
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 8:57pm |
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 8:58pm |
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Chas...we pay .16 cents per roll of tp here
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 9:00pm |
 john(MI) wrote:
Wife just picked up a mega pack at Costco. She didn't say anything about a shortage there. I am upset about Costco doing away with the samples because of the virus, nothing like a free lunch.
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I think you should protest...
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Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 12:53pm |
Toilet Paper FOR ALL! Imma gonna run for Prez…...
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Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 1:26pm |
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Just do like the A-rabs do,,,,,,,,,,,use your fingers. Did ya know, never, NEVER shake hands with one of them.....thas what I heerd
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Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 1:31pm |
JW in MO wrote:
Whatever you do, DO NOT USE COFFEE FILTERS! And that's all I got to say about that.
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Hmm...Had hired a young man here about 5 years ago. He told of finishing up the college year, not wanting to spend anymore money, and went through exam week doing exactly that! Said it worked pretty well. Must depend on the brand? You probably don't want to use the brown ones!
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Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 1:49pm |
Tbone95 wrote:
JW in MO wrote:
Whatever you do, DO NOT USE COFFEE FILTERS! And that's all I got to say about that.
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Hmm...Had hired a young man here about 5 years ago. He told of finishing up the college year, not wanting to spend anymore money, and went through exam week doing exactly that! Said it worked pretty well. Must depend on the brand? You probably don't want to use the brown ones! |
I wonder if'n he means you clog up the system by flushing them, seein as they are supposed to hold up to water going through them they probably don't break down much
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Tbone95
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Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 2:35pm |
Makes sense Bill
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Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 4:50pm |
Ted J wrote:
Just do like the A-rabs do,,,,,,,,,,,use your fingers. Did ya know, never, NEVER shake hands with one of them.....thas what I heerd
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I heard that they use their left hand.
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 4:59pm |
what if your right handed ?
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Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 5:14pm |
steve(ill) wrote:
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Then you're SOL...
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Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 10:46pm |
Dusty MI wrote:
Ted J wrote:
Just do like the A-rabs do,,,,,,,,,,,use your fingers. Did ya know, never, NEVER shake hands with one of them.....thas what I heerd
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I heard that they use their left hand. |
That’s why if they get caught stealing they cut off their right hand. Then they have to use the unclean hand for everything!  
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Posted: 11 Mar 2020 at 1:39am |
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Posted: 11 Mar 2020 at 1:47am |
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Sheep Dip on a rag would work and add a different scent into the mix.
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Posted: 11 Mar 2020 at 7:30am |
I'll stick with the big Scott 1,000 sheet rolls cause I'm so full of it.
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Posted: 11 Mar 2020 at 12:25pm |
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Coffee filters are like John Wayne toilet paper. Rough tough stuff and don’t take no chit off anyone.
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Posted: 11 Mar 2020 at 7:24pm |
Life Hack: Joel Osteen Books Make A Great Alternative To Toilet PaperMarch 11th, 2020  Here's a great life hack: if you go on down to Costco and can't find any toilet paper because weirdos are hoarding it all, just use any old Joel Osteen book you have lying around. Books by Osteen and other fake pastors are readily available in large quantities at any thrift store or big-box retailer and haven't been snapped up like toilet paper, so they're ideal for weathering the Coronavirus storm. "Really, any prosperity gospel book will do, but considering Osteen books' particularly deceitful brand of self-help theology and their abundance on the shelves of Walmart and Target, you can't go wrong picking up a few extra Osteens for when this pandemic gets really bad," said John MacArthur as he stocked up on copies of Your Best Life Now at a local thrift shop. "I usually wouldn't recommend anything by that charlatan, but in times of crisis, get out there and stock up." "And then go home." While most books would cause pain and papercuts when used as toilet tissue, the soft, fluffy, toothless theology in Christian self-help books by Osteen feels light and refreshing. Osteen has issued a statement saying people should instead just name and claim victory over Coronavirus and the lack of toilet paper in their homes.
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Posted: 11 Mar 2020 at 7:54pm |
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Posted: 11 Mar 2020 at 9:17pm |
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What makes the hoarders think they are going to be in the group that will have any need to do anything with their arses?
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Posted: 12 Mar 2020 at 12:12pm |
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Those hoarding TP and the ones that know if Democrats win - SOCIALISM has a problem producing TP as tree huggers won't allow paper to be made .
Remember the first shortage in Socialism are the products people need
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So we going to have a shortage of soap if you all wash with every flush.