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desertjoe ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13376 |
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A recent article in a San Francisco newspaper reported that Nancy Pelosi
has sued Stanford Hospital, claiming that after her husband had surgery
there, he lost all interest in sex with her. A hospital spokesperson replied: ''Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight''. SEE,,,I warned you,,,,,,
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desertjoe ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13376 |
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ac fleet ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 12 Jan 2014 Location: Arrowsmith, ILL Points: 2259 |
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trace ![]() Silver Level ![]() Joined: 01 Aug 2012 Location: N.W. Iowa Points: 499 |
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political post. come on! bout ready to quit this site because of this
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Michael V (NM) ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: NM Points: 2356 |
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DANG,, trace,, its a JOKE,,and an old one too,, lighten up a bit....you BP will thank you....
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Ray54 ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 22 Nov 2009 Location: Paso Robles, Ca Points: 4386 |
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Joe thank you for adding some hummer to my day.
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trace ![]() Silver Level ![]() Joined: 01 Aug 2012 Location: N.W. Iowa Points: 499 |
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joke or not still political, just sick of politics don't need it here. we're the ones gettin f*cked don't care what party you favor.
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Ray54 ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 22 Nov 2009 Location: Paso Robles, Ca Points: 4386 |
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Looking I see you are in Iowa. So Trace no wonder your sick of all the BS being slung. Not one I can think of I would want to sit and drink beer with from any party.
But still Joe needs to stop thinking about the caretaking from time to time. Been there done that with my parents. About any time I could go around the bend myself. So a little laugh keeps it away I hope. ![]() ![]() ![]() But a big part of are trouble is nobody steps up tells all the "think they are smarter than us folks" how dumb they really are.Toes do need stepping on. But please just move on when you see O'l Joe is not asking how to put a AC 3500 into a Ford or Chevy.
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desertjoe ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13376 |
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Well,,I certainly wasn't tryin to "poke" anyone here just posting some funny stuff for everybody to just "grin and bear it"
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JC-WI ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: wisconsin Points: 33703 |
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DJ, Are ye saying that your going ta go gives ol' Trace a kiss on da cheek??? Crap, I don't really like wastin time with sports but I don't stop no one from enjoy'n sports... an I thought the jokes were some good ones too.
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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
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john(MI) ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: SE MI Points: 9263 |
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Yep, take this crap to the Political Forum. That is what it was created for.
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JC-WI ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: wisconsin Points: 33703 |
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And take your
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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
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desertjoe ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13376 |
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Hey JC,,,don't get yourself tied up with this, it just ain't worth it. Obviously we gots some people that can't appreciate a simple joke,,,just have to steer clear of those two,,,,,
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truckerfarmer ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 26 Jan 2013 Location: Watertown, SD Points: 3188 |
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In the famous words of Foghorn Leghorn, "It's a joke son, it's a joke. Don't ya get it?".
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TimCNY ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 15 Apr 2014 Location: Upstate NY Points: 1551 |
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Seems a few folks don't know the difference between "political" and "ideological." Hardly anything that ISN'T "political," since it references "POLICY." Ideology, on the other hand, well... most of the time the ideology is shown from within the construct of the political complaint.
For example, a simple question can be twisted by some; say as simple as, "Hey, Joe, do you know Nancy Pelosi's shoe size?" Now it was just a simple question. But because she's both a political AND ideological figure, some one of those few will still get a bamboo splinter under their toenail and cry foul. Insert any other non-political -ideological name, and it wouldn't bother them a bit. It didn't attack, it didn't reference any real or perceived alcoholism, or dementia or anything of the sort. But because a recognized, and in these times sensitive, name appears, it is errantly perceived as "political." Hey, Joe, how's the weather there? CAVEAT!!! - I DID NOT JUST START A POLITICAL-IDEOLOGICAL DEBATE ON CLIMATE CHANGE. Fair warning to the claxon-ringers. |
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I need more than 200 characters for my "signature." I'd love to see that changed to 250!
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desertjoe ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13376 |
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Hey Tim,,,,naw man,,you're cool,,,don't sweat it,,,,,,you said EXACTLY what I was tryin to put forth,,,everything is too dang political anymore,but,,,,but,,,you ain't gettin no kiss on da cheek cause ole Thad, Ted and even ole Chask told me you was way big fellar and,,,,and,,,you gots a lot of hair on the face,,,,,,,,
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steve(ill) ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: illinois Points: 78590 |
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BUTT, BUTT, BUTT............... IT WAS FUNNY !!!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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chaskaduo ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5203 |
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Just as funny to many others. A hospital spokesperson replied: ''Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight''. |
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ac fleet ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 12 Jan 2014 Location: Arrowsmith, ILL Points: 2259 |
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ALL govt. people are crooks, so what's the beef? -----I loved the joke!
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TimCNY ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 15 Apr 2014 Location: Upstate NY Points: 1551 |
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Joe, that's TRUE! But the beard is only on during the winter. Once these miserable deer ticks become active again in the spring, I shave. Same for the rest of my head.
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I need more than 200 characters for my "signature." I'd love to see that changed to 250!
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Wayne180d ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 08 Dec 2015 Location: Gilman, Il Points: 5925 |
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I did not see anything political just because she's a politician if you would have put a common name in there it would still be funny but not as funny as using Nancy's name. There were a ton of jokes on here when o'bummer wass president but nobody got there panties in a wad. We just laughed, commented and went on. LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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desertjoe ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13376 |
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Well,,,many thanks all youse Guys for the vote of confidence,,,,gosh dang,,,,and here i thought i was gonna have to start kissin cheeks,,,my goodness,,,,guess I'd better look for my toothbrush just in case,,,,chit,, it fell behind the counter a few weeks ago and ain't had time to fish it out,,,,,,,,
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In an orchestra this large, there's always a sour note...
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chaskaduo ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5203 |
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Dagg Nabbit Joe, there ya go again Only two things I'm confident of, death and what poor Ole JC doing right now for his Thursday deadline.
And use some toothpaste on the hook.
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Lonn ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Sep 2009 Location: Назарово,Russia Points: 29781 |
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Dang it, every joke I know offends someone!
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