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   Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a 
smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the 
end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
 Arlene: What in the hell is that?
 Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
 Arlene: Where did you get it?
 Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
 The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
 announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

 The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely 
(she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
 size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
 The pharmacist fainted.

Edited by john(MI) - 07 Dec 2019 at 4:03pm

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john(MI) Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: SE MI Points: 9262	Post Options Post Reply Quote john(MI) Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Humor Posted: 06 Dec 2019 at 8:57pm
	Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The pharmacist fainted. Edited by john(MI) - 07 Dec 2019 at 4:03pm
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	I wonder how many women pull that one on pharmacy clerks or clerkettes?
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	just hang onto that camel