Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when
through a gap
in the door he
sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in
front of an old orange
Allis Chalmers. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow
pirouette and
gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls,
followed by the
left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a
classic striptease
move and lets his overalls fall down to his hips
revealing a torn
and frayed plaid shirt.
Grabbing both
sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his
stained tee shirt
underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee
shirt from his
body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough
Cletus rushes in and says "what the heck are you
doing Billy
Bob."
"Jeez,
Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Billy
Bob, "but me and the Ole lady been having trouble
lately in the
bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do
something sexy to
a tractor."
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