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    Posted: 23 Jan 2019 at 2:19pm
Shows a highway patrol man writing a Amish couple a traffic ticket. They are in a one horse buggy. His question to them is "did you not see that yellow line back there when you passed that Ford?". It's probably an old joke but I thought it was kinda cute. Ol Shameless will be so proud of that horse.
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That's some horsepower on that buggy. Thumbs Up
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lol...that horse deserves a treat!
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We’re working about 7 miles down a dirt road right now. Yesterday on my way to work I drove by an old farm and ran over a chicken. I went back to tell the old lady that lives there. She asked what kind of truck I drive? I told her it’s an old 1983 Ford. She says well good. I asked what the truck had to do with it. She said she didn’t want to be known for raising chickens that couldn’t Out run a Chevy

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Originally posted by Thad in AR. Thad in AR. wrote:

We’re working about 7 miles down a dirt road right now. Yesterday on my way to work I drove by an old farm and ran over a chicken. I went back to tell the old lady that lives there. She asked what kind of truck I drive? I told her it’s an old 1983 Ford. She says well good. I asked what the truck had to do with it. She said she didn’t want to be known for raising chickens that couldn’t put tun a Chevy

   OOOOOHHhhhhh,,,,,boy are you fixin to get dumped on,,,soon's ole "you know who" gets back from coffee and reads this,,,,,chit,,Thad,,I hate to even mention this but ,,,,,,I hope you wasn't really keen on thet jeep,,,I,,,,,I,,,almost had him just to "thinkin" on it ,,,,,sigh,,,,,WinkWink
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We had rain then sleet then snow and now in the 20’s and the possibility of single digits next week. I owed him. I need off this crappy job and Shameless weather isn’t helping.
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Come on March 19th !
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Shameless sent me about 2" last night, I was hoping for more.  As long as it melts by next Tuesday so I can go to the Colorado Farm Show in Greeley.
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Originally posted by Thad in AR. Thad in AR. wrote:

We’re working about 7 miles down a dirt road right now. Yesterday on my way to work I drove by an old farm and ran over a chicken. I went back to tell the old lady that lives there. She asked what kind of truck I drive? I told her it’s an old 1983 Ford. She says well good. I asked what the truck had to do with it. She said she didn’t want to be known for raising chickens that couldn’t Out run a Chevy

I read on the internet that 85% of Ford pickups made in the last 20 years are still on the road, the other 15% made it home.

Spell FORD backwards, what does that stand for? Driver Returns On Foot.
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Originally posted by Thad in AR. Thad in AR. wrote:

We’re working about 7 miles down a dirt road right now. Yesterday on my way to work I drove by an old farm and ran over a chicken. I went back to tell the old lady that lives there. She asked what kind of truck I drive? I told her it’s an old 1983 Ford. She says well good. I asked what the truck had to do with it. She said she didn’t want to be known for raising chickens that couldn’t Out run a Chevy


I read on the internet that 85% of Ford pickups made in the last 20 years are still on the road, the other 15% made it home.

Spell FORD backwards, what does that stand for? Driver Returns On Foot.

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**high fives Jim, Dar, & Ted**
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Im a FORD guy.......... but thems is FUNNY !!
Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Out of left field, Poor Old (that N word) Thinks Its A Cadillac.
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speaking of facebook photos, check out "chanile westcoasts's" photo on hers. she's the blonde ditz on the show "ridiculasness" oh...and don't post the photo on here!
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Originally posted by shameless dude shameless dude wrote:

speaking of facebook photos, check out "chanile westcoasts's" photo on hers. she's the blonde ditz on the show "ridiculasness" oh...and don't post the photo on here!


I sure hope Emily from Windows support out of India got me protected WinkWinkWinkWinkWinkWink ,cause I JUST had to go see as you told O'l JC to not put her picture up. But since Emily has been checking everyday I think my computer is very safeWinkLOLConfusedOuchSleepyWinkWink 
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