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Subject:The Chicken Test.....THIS IS FUNNY! 

The true story of the Chicken Gun. Too funny not

to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist! 

Scientists

at NASA built

a
 gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens
 at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, 
all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent 
incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the

strength of the windshields. 

British

engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test
 it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.  

WHEN

THE
 GUN WAS FIRED, THE ENGINEERS STOOD SHOCKED  AS THE
 CHICKEN HURLED OUT OF THE BARREL, CRASHED INTO THE SHATTERPROOFSHIELD, 
SMASHED IT TO SMITHEREENS, BLASTED THROUGH THE CONTROL  CONSOLE, SNAPPED
 THE ENGINEER'S BACK-REST IN TWO, AND EMBEDDED ITSELF IN THE

BACK
 WALL OF THE CABIN, LIKE AN ARROW SHOT FROM A BOW. 
 THE HORRIFIED BRITS SENT NASA THE DISASTROUS RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT,
 ALONG WITH THE DESIGNS OF THE WINDSHIELD AND BEGGED THE U.S SCIENTISTS 
FOR SUGGESTIONS. 

NASA RESPONDED WITH A ONE-LINE MEMO 

"DEFROST THE CHICKEN." (TRUE STORY)

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jaybmiller Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Greensville,Ont Points: 24778	Post Options Post Reply Quote jaybmiller Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: morning funny Posted: 30 Jul 2018 at 8:29am
	Subject:The Chicken Test.....THIS IS FUNNY! The true story of the Chicken Gun. Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist! Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers. WHEN THE GUN WAS FIRED, THE ENGINEERS STOOD SHOCKED AS THE CHICKEN HURLED OUT OF THE BARREL, CRASHED INTO THE SHATTERPROOFSHIELD, SMASHED IT TO SMITHEREENS, BLASTED THROUGH THE CONTROL CONSOLE, SNAPPED THE ENGINEER'S BACK-REST IN TWO, AND EMBEDDED ITSELF IN THE BACK WALL OF THE CABIN, LIKE AN ARROW SHOT FROM A BOW. THE HORRIFIED BRITS SENT NASA THE DISASTROUS RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT, ALONG WITH THE DESIGNS OF THE WINDSHIELD AND BEGGED THE U.S SCIENTISTS FOR SUGGESTIONS. NASA RESPONDED WITH A ONE-LINE MEMO "DEFROST THE CHICKEN." (TRUE STORY)
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Tbone95 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 31 Aug 2012 Location: Michigan Points: 12249	Post Options Post Reply Quote Tbone95 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 30 Jul 2018 at 8:44am
	Takes me back about 25 years when I first heard that one. Good one though.

john(MI) Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: SE MI Points: 9262	Post Options Post Reply Quote john(MI) Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 30 Jul 2018 at 2:13pm
	That's a good one with one thing incorrect. It wasn't the British, it was Canada that borrowed it!
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	well for what it is worth, Ive always heard it attributed to the Britts…...but frankly, I have also always had serious doubt to the validity of the account. But that's just me
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	don't matter who borrowed it, that's funny!

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	Good one.
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