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Ken in Texas 
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Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 9:07pm |
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to get a point across. like, Go fly a kite. or, Not worth a hill of beans, There must be a million of these short sayings. What is your favorite? Post it here
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TMiller/NC
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Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 9:10pm |
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Dumber that a rock
If the shoe fits wear it
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Ken in Texas
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Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 9:11pm |
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Walk a mile in my shoes
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shameless dude
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Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 9:12pm |
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dumb a$$
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TMiller/NC
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Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 9:13pm |
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Not the brightest bulb
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
A few slices short of a loaf
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jwssmithfarms
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Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 9:22pm |
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worth less then tits on a boar
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Lars(wi)
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Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 9:40pm |
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well, if that dont sh*t the bed
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I tried to follow the science, but it was not there. I then followed the money, and that’s where I found the science.
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thendrix
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Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 9:56pm |
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Dumb as a bag of hammers
Sh!t fire and 2 is 10
Asked for a hand and took my hand, arm, and the ass out of my pants
Slicker then greased owl sh!t
That'll go over like a turd in the punch bowl
Edited by thendrix - 16 Mar 2018 at 9:57pm
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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WF owner
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Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 10:00pm |
The lucky ones live three days like that (after someone is complaining about something). If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you should do is stop digging!!! Is this going to be a long, sad story???
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im4racin
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Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 10:31pm |
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Who??? When did you start pooping through feathers?
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Dakota Dave
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Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 10:56pm |
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Here hold my beer.
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klinemar
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Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 10:58pm |
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Where the Bear sh#t in the Buckwheat!
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Les Royer
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Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 11:07pm |
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Goin to heil in a hand basket
Dumber than a box of rocks
Edited by Les Royer - 16 Mar 2018 at 11:10pm
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I still gots my A/C but it's clear out in the barn now.
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Les Royer
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Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 11:08pm |
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Colder than a well diggers azz
colder than a witches tat
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I still gots my A/C but it's clear out in the barn now.
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shameless dude
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Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 2:56am |
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huck the fuskers
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darrel in ND
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Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 4:53am |
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He's a few fries short of a happy meal
He's a couple bricks short of a load
His elevator doesn't go all of the way to the top
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 4:58am |
Guaranteed not to rip tear rust bust or sag in the azz Finer than frogs hair
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Kurt WI
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Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 5:53am |
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Tell them wear the bear sh1ts in the woods
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DiyDave
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Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 5:54am |
aint got the power to pull a sick ho offn the pisspot! (description of a farmall cub) 
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Gary
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Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 6:11am |
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He doesn't have a pot to pizz in or a window to throw it out!
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Gary
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Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 6:13am |
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Nothing runs like a Deere - when it sees an Allis coming.
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im4racin
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Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 7:32am |
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Hard like woodpecker lips
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 7:34am |
We're cuttin us a fat hog we're chittin in tall cotton i'd be on that like a Kardashian on a basketball star i'd be on that like Rosie O on a bucket of gravy wish in one hand and chit in the other and see which fills up first she's purdier than a speckeled pup she's sweeter tham wild mountain honey she's built like a brick chit house that shines like a diamond in a goats ass he's crazy as a peach orchard boar that's enough to gag a dog off the gut wagon i'd be on that like Bernie Sanders on a freebie her azz is 3 axe handles and a half wide he's ready to f%#$ fight or hold the light
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thendrix
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Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 7:47am |
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Shaking like a dog trying to sh!t peach seeds
His bread ain't quite done
Loose as a d!ck in a sock (from my machinist days)
That beats a hen rootin
Scat Tom your tail's in the gravy (my grandmother says this after somebody sneezes)
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 7:56am |
John Deere collector says: "Nothing runs like a Deere". AC collector replies: "Nothing smells like a John".
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Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 8:50am |
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$hit happens
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Wayne180d
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Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 10:09am |
like a fart in church on a hot sunday morning Not a snowballs chance in hell His elevator does not go to the top floor slicker than snot Had a lady from Kentucky horse country would always say: Well f**k me running
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DougG
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Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 11:14am |
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I heard that ! and oh gawd this story again
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john(MI)
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Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 1:11pm |
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Now that there's a fine a$$!
Look at that rack!
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D14, D17, 5020, 612H, CASE 446
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thendrix
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Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 1:17pm |
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Well damn fire
A former co-worker of mine referred to EVERYTHING as a piece of f#ck
Edited by thendrix - 17 Mar 2018 at 1:18pm
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