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    Posted: 26 Sep 2010 at 4:44pm

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when through a gap

 in the door he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in

 front of an old orange Allis Chalmers. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow

 pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls,

 followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a

 classic striptease move and lets his overalls fall down to his hips

 revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

 Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his

 stained tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee

 shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

 

 Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says "what the heck are you

 doing Billy Bob."

 

 "Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously

 embarrassed Billy Bob, "but me and the Ole lady been having trouble

 lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do

 something sexy to a tractor."

Steve in Cent. FL
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That's funny. Disturbing, but funny.
'49 A-C WD, '51 A-C WD, '63 A-C D17 Series III, 1968 A-C One-Seventy, '82 A-C 6060, '75 A-C 7040, A-C #3 sickle mower, 2 A-C 701 wagons, '78 Gleaner M2
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