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desertjoe 
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 Topic: Well,,I snuck in under the wire,,,,,
Posted: 15 Apr 2020 at 11:27pm |
I just finished up filing my taxes online with Turbo Tax,,,took bout 45 minutes,,!! Took a little long as I had to keep rememberin what lies I told last year,,,and,,,,and,,they kept remindin me when their computor files said different from what I told em,,,dang computors ,,,just cannot tell too many lies no more,,,Now,,I just gotta sit back and wait for my BIG refund PLUS my huge stimulus checks,ps,,,I keep forgettin to tell the wife bout them stimulus checks My President is givin us,,,,,,,gulp,,,maybe I'll tell her next week,,,,????
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shameless dude
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Posted: 15 Apr 2020 at 11:50pm |
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you want me to call them (IRS)for you, to help you??? i'm sure I can thinks of something to tell them...like the many thousands of $$$ you gots for selling all them ferds? (poke,poke)
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allis g
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Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 12:22am |
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send me the check so you don't have to tell her. Here's my account number. ..........
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JC-WI
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Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 12:41am |
An remember to tell them eye-are-ass fellers that the anonymouse tip hotline squealer Shameless has 10 about times more hidden assets thet he squirreled away last year... sum of it in his indoor outdoor cookout shack...an sum in his......
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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
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desertjoe
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Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 3:36am |
Well,,JC,,,seein as how I likes ole Shameless so much,,,,,I'm gonna play fair on him this time,,,,,,  I ain't gonna "TELL" them revenoooers anything bout his stashes all behind the fartherest barn,,,I'm just gonna ask them "IF" they know where they are,,,, That way ,,,I be in the clear,,,,Ya think,,,??? Long as he don't rat on me bout all them windfalls I got with all the fordsm I sold at a ,,,,,,,ahem,,,,,,,handsome profit,,,,,,,,,but that's just 'tween you and I,,,OK,,,??
Edited by desertjoe - 16 Apr 2020 at 3:38am
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Dave H
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Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 6:35am |
Joe, as i recollect you filed early. Didn't Pres Trump extend that deadline to July 15?
Anyhoo, I am wondering if you or anyone received that stimulus check with Donnie's name on it. Ole Nancy sure whined bout that 
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JC-WI
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Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 11:17am |
Anything #45 does makes that ugly thing whine blather... an Joe, I won't say nuthin... mum it is, nut a werd.
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The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."
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desertjoe
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Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 11:33am |
Yeah,,JC and Dave,,,I thought that was funnier than chit,,,on another forum,,there's this AH liberal that is constantly bashing President Trump,,,UNTIL,,somebody asked him if he was going to post a pic of himself tearing up HIS stimulus check signed by ole Trump hisself,,,,CHIT,,that fellar like'ed to had a chittin fit ,,he was so friggin mad that anybody would suggest such a thing,,,,,,, 
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 11:39am |
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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john(MI)
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Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 6:21pm |
The file deadline is July 15.
I hope Turbo Tax directed you to the 1040SR so you will get more money back!
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 7:04pm |
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Joe, did you get your check today.. Direct Deposit ? Or are you getting the check by mail ? Might be another week or so?
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HD6GTOM
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Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 9:22pm |
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Got's ours yesterday. Gonna use it to buy the old gal a furnace and Central Air unit for her shed. That way I can deduct or depreciate it. And I can move my bee hive building equipment in there and work all summer or winter.
Edited by HD6GTOM - 16 Apr 2020 at 9:29pm
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shameless dude
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Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 11:52pm |
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what? not gonna save it for a rainy day? or have it when they ask for it back?
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desertjoe
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Posted: 17 Apr 2020 at 3:13am |
Well,,,I asked for a paper check for ours,,,,That way I can take to bank and cash them and then fire up the Backhoe and,,,,and,,,,never mind,,,!!!!! Ya see,,,I'm catchin on to ole Shameless's trickery of being ,,,,,UMMmm,,,,,Errrrrr,,,,thrifty,,,yep,,,that's it thrifty,,,,,
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 17 Apr 2020 at 6:04am |
Toms got it right. It's like buying the wife a new set of pans for Christmas.
Edited by chaskaduo - 17 Apr 2020 at 6:05am
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desertjoe
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Posted: 17 Apr 2020 at 8:55am |
You know as I sit here,,,contemplating, (I like them big $11 words) I'm thinkin everybody has some kinfolk that think 180° from yours,,,I do,,!!,well my wife does,,,,, Her Cousins absolutely HATE President Trump but can never tell you WHY,,,,, ,,,But,,,,but,,what they can tell you is several stories bout all the great things obama did and how he single handed defeated the SARS crisis,,,,,Gosh,,I did NOT know that,,!! I AM OUT OF HERE,,,,,,!!
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Posted: 17 Apr 2020 at 10:09am |
Joe, they prolly will get theirs via direct deposit... You get yours via paper and then hold up the check with Trumps name on it and tell them what a good friend he is to you and sent you it personally. LOL 
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Posted: 17 Apr 2020 at 10:16am |
Then ask if Mr. O ever sent them one.
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desertjoe
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Posted: 17 Apr 2020 at 11:59am |
OH,,,I'm gonna make SURE they see mine and my Wife's,,,,,THEN gonna ask them how much the one obama sent them was for,,,,,,,,, ,,,,, "single handed defeated Sars",,,,chit,,them peoples will believe anything long as there is a chicken attached to it,,,,,,,
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Posted: 17 Apr 2020 at 1:56pm |
SARS was in 2003 when the bummer was still a WANNA BE.... He was in office during the H1N1 2009... It was basically like the FLU... MILLIONS got it over the period of a year, but only 12,000 died...
The 2009 H1N1 pandemic originated in the United States before spreading around the world, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). A later study suggested it was first diagnosed in humans in Mexico. The CDC estimated that from April 12, 2009 to April 10, 2010, there were 60.8 million H1N1 cases, with 274,304 hospitalizations and 12,469 deaths in the U.S. alone.
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