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    Posted: 02 Jul 2020 at 7:43pm
FIB Hires Top-Rated Italian Bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli To Protect Ghislaine Maxwell
July 2nd, 2020

BRADFORD, NH—Following the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell for sex abuse charges, the FBI is taking no chances in keeping her safe while she awaits trial. Sparing no expense, the FBI has hired top-notch Italian bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli.

“It's-a me, Clintonelli!” said the world-renowned bodyguard arriving at the prison. 

Thanks to the particularly glowing reviews from high-profile individuals such as President Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew, all federal prison security checks were waived for Hiluigi. “There’s simply no one else that we trust to execute this job as she can.” 

“Mamma mia, this simply will not do!” exclaimed Hiluigi Clintonelli as she forcefully cleared the room. She warned that anyone other than her could be a threat to Ghislaine’s life. 

Clintonelli also connected all camera feeds to her personal server to ensure that all recorded video was properly secured.Wink

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Maxwell better keep her back to the wall... Harder to DOUBLE POP yourself in the back of the head that way !!  Wink
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If Feds want her to sing, which seems to be the goal.....they better get it fast. She isn't going to last long.

Might as well put her in the same cell as Jeffy was offed in. High security? She is facing the same plight as a varmint caught in a havahart cage trap.
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And to think the Repubs are in charge of Security
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hellery is a republican ???  I think not.
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Originally posted by Steve Bright Steve Bright wrote:

And to think the Repubs are in charge of Security


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Originally posted by NEVER green NEVER green wrote:

Originally posted by Steve Bright Steve Bright wrote:

And to think the Repubs are in charge of Security


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The only thing he grasps, no one wants to touch...Wink
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is there a little black book some where. this will be interesting for sure.
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Originally posted by pinball pinball wrote:

is there a little black book some where. this will be interesting for sure.



If they can keep her alive this will be huge!
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I`m sure Billy is on just about every page,
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