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HD6GTOM 
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Posted: 23 Jan 2019 at 2:19pm |
Shows a highway patrol man writing a Amish couple a traffic ticket. They are in a one horse buggy. His question to them is "did you not see that yellow line back there when you passed that Ford?". It's probably an old joke but I thought it was kinda cute. Ol Shameless will be so proud of that horse. 
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 23 Jan 2019 at 3:02pm |
That's some horsepower on that buggy. 
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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shameless dude
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Posted: 24 Jan 2019 at 12:43am |
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lol...that horse deserves a treat!
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 24 Jan 2019 at 8:03am |
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We’re working about 7 miles down a dirt road right now. Yesterday on my way to work I drove by an old farm and ran over a chicken. I went back to tell the old lady that lives there. She asked what kind of truck I drive? I told her it’s an old 1983 Ford. She says well good. I asked what the truck had to do with it. She said she didn’t want to be known for raising chickens that couldn’t Out run a Chevy
Edited by Thad in AR. - 24 Jan 2019 at 11:31am
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desertjoe
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Posted: 24 Jan 2019 at 8:55am |
 Thad in AR. wrote:
We’re working about 7 miles down a dirt road right now. Yesterday on my way to work I drove by an old farm and ran over a chicken. I went back to tell the old lady that lives there. She asked what kind of truck I drive? I told her it’s an old 1983 Ford. She says well good. I asked what the truck had to do with it. She said she didn’t want to be known for raising chickens that couldn’t put tun a Chevy |
OOOOOHHhhhhh,,,,,boy are you fixin to get dumped on,,,soon's ole "you know who" gets back from coffee and reads this,,,,,chit,,Thad,,I hate to even mention this but ,,,,,,I hope you wasn't really keen on thet jeep,,,I,,,,,I,,,almost had him just to "thinkin" on it ,,,,,sigh,,,,, 
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 24 Jan 2019 at 11:34am |
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We had rain then sleet then snow and now in the 20’s and the possibility of single digits next week. I owed him. I need off this crappy job and Shameless weather isn’t helping.
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 24 Jan 2019 at 1:29pm |
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Come on March 19th !
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JohnCO
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Posted: 24 Jan 2019 at 1:42pm |
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Shameless sent me about 2" last night, I was hoping for more. As long as it melts by next Tuesday so I can go to the Colorado Farm Show in Greeley.
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iowallis
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Posted: 24 Jan 2019 at 8:49pm |
Thad in AR. wrote:
We’re working about 7 miles down a dirt road right now. Yesterday on my way to work I drove by an old farm and ran over a chicken. I went back to tell the old lady that lives there. She asked what kind of truck I drive? I told her it’s an old 1983 Ford. She says well good. I asked what the truck had to do with it. She said she didn’t want to be known for raising chickens that couldn’t Out run a Chevy |
I read on the internet that 85% of Ford pickups made in the last 20 years are still on the road, the other 15% made it home.
Spell FORD backwards, what does that stand for? Driver Returns On Foot.
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 24 Jan 2019 at 9:19pm |
iowallis wrote:
Thad in AR. wrote:
We’re working about 7 miles down a dirt road right now. Yesterday on my way to work I drove by an old farm and ran over a chicken. I went back to tell the old lady that lives there. She asked what kind of truck I drive? I told her it’s an old 1983 Ford. She says well good. I asked what the truck had to do with it. She said she didn’t want to be known for raising chickens that couldn’t Out run a Chevy |
I read on the internet that 85% of Ford pickups made in the last 20 years are still on the road, the other 15% made it home.
Spell FORD backwards, what does that stand for? Driver Returns On Foot. |
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Ted J
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Posted: 27 Jan 2019 at 8:46pm |
Found on road dead. Fooked on race day. fixed over rebuilt dodge.
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A: A Fjord Escort.
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truckerfarmer
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Posted: 27 Jan 2019 at 9:25pm |
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Found On Reservation Dump.
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Duct tape.... Can't fix stupidity. But will muffle the sound of it!
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shameless dude
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Posted: 28 Jan 2019 at 12:39am |
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**high fives Jim, Dar, & Ted**
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tadams(OH)
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Posted: 28 Jan 2019 at 2:04pm |
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 28 Jan 2019 at 6:27pm |
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Im a FORD guy.......... but thems is FUNNY !!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 29 Jan 2019 at 12:08am |
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Out of left field, Poor Old (that N word) Thinks Its A Cadillac.
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shameless dude
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Posted: 29 Jan 2019 at 7:29am |
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speaking of facebook photos, check out "chanile westcoasts's" photo on hers. she's the blonde ditz on the show "ridiculasness" oh...and don't post the photo on here!
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lentsch
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Posted: 30 Jan 2019 at 12:04pm |
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Ray54
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Posted: 30 Jan 2019 at 10:48pm |
shameless dude wrote:
speaking of facebook photos, check out "chanile westcoasts's" photo on hers. she's the blonde ditz on the show "ridiculasness" oh...and don't post the photo on here! |
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