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    Posted: 27 May 2022 at 7:40pm
Well the goose egg is back...

I guess I can come up with a smew more...Wink
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Well it has to be done so here you go. For your listening pleasure. This is what happens when you write music on quack.


I want a new duck
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He who dies with the most toys is,
nonetheless ,still dead.
If all else fails ,Read all that is PRINTED.
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I agree let’s get off the egg shaped blue ovals and get back to the subject that pays the bill.

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Eggcentric? I think not. After suffering eggbola I'm better now and feel like talking about eggs.
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This will give him time to drill a tiny hole in his blue oval, find a tiny funnel, and refill the fluid.
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Originally posted by Kansas99 Kansas99 wrote:

Yes, it was a uncalled for post with zero thought.

Of course I thought the rumor was when you have one two many beers and go cross eyed with blurry vision it’s hard to be coherent.
            He had his beer goggles on.
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Admin didn't say much, but it was on fred's thread about the U pulley guides...LOL
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Originally posted by Kansas99 Kansas99 wrote:

Well if he attacked me or a lot of us, it wouldn't bother, we probably have it coming, so no foul, but to out of the blue attack someone for no reason was indeed uncalled for, way over the top post for sure.  I'd hope he would sit back and realize the difference but sadly I have my doubts.


I had never heard of him when he attacked me.
I didn’t have it coming at the time.
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Well that 5 digit area code took a little thought to come up with 2 more digits.LOL
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Yes, it was a uncalled for post with zero thought.

ZERO THOUGHT ??? That sure dont narrow it down much !!!  Wink
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Yes, it was a uncalled for post with zero thought.

Of course I thought the rumor was when you have one two many beers and go cross eyed with blurry vision it’s hard to be coherent.
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saw on another post that the admins gave him some time off of the forum.  
I saw where somebody got a timeout.  Didn't know it was him. 

Guess i missed that.. You guys need to keep me up to speed on the RUMORS !!  Oh well... time off will give him MORE TIME to set at the RR track and Drink Wink BEER !! 
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Well if he attacked me or a lot of us, it wouldn't bother, we probably have it coming, so no foul, but to out of the blue attack someone for no reason was indeed uncalled for, way over the top post for sure.  I'd hope he would sit back and realize the difference but sadly I have my doubts.


Edited by Kansas99 - 18 May 2022 at 11:39am
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Originally posted by Greg (Hillsboro, OH) Greg (Hillsboro, OH) wrote:

saw on another post that the admins gave him some time off of the forum.  
I saw where somebody got a timeout.  Didn't know it was him.  
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saw on another post that the admins gave him some time off of the forum.  
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I thought he was a 1 fish, 2 fish, blue fish, red fish sort of guy. Turned out he was a green eggs and ham sort of a guy.  
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Maybe he isn't replying because his puter is infected with Mal-lard ware.
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Y’all better scramble cause the lad is starting to get eggrivated.
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You guys quack me up.
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That one went over easy, Thad...LOL
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I thought I’d post another one right Quiche
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If it’s good enough for the gassy it’s good enough for the gander
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For you, wouldn't that be cannibalism?

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Honk  if you love goose eggs.  I've never had a gander at them.  Could be a feather in your hat if you tried one.  I'm not  down  with it though.  
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Why ?? how much "tugging -on -the -knobs" can you do to make yourself look like "BIG MAN ON CAMPUS" Big smile
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Originally posted by FREEDGUY FREEDGUY wrote:

What's the consensus on GOOSE eggs ??? Edible, tasty, healthy ??

For you, wouldn't that be cannibalism?Wink
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What's the consensus on GOOSE eggs ??? Edible, tasty, healthy ??
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I'm just about eggsaperated. Eggmonish me if you will.
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Well I bet there's at least one more yolk out there.
Eider that or we just wait for mr blobby to ask another stupid question, and we know we haven't scratched the surface of that subject!LOL
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