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Woman that flies upside down has crack up.
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Do you know what’s the dickens?
A cross between ducks and chickens.
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That reminds me of that Dug.

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I guess Mr Blobby is mad at us cause we keep quackin jokes!Wink
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Price of diesel is so high the beer truck stopped delivering.
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Originally posted by steve(ill) steve(ill) wrote:

you dont eat chicken anyway... or did you forget ?
NEVER  claimed I did NOT eat eggs LOLClap !!!
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Well,,, what came first,the chicken or the egg
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Freegas has a faded brew oval truck with an 8 foot bed.  He can haul a lot of beer to his basement with it.LOLWacko
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Quackhead?  
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Originally posted by FREEDGUY FREEDGUY wrote:

Originally posted by steve(ill) steve(ill) wrote:

you dont eat chicken anyway... or did you forget ?
NEVER  claimed I did NOT eat eggs LOLClap !!!

Eider never guessed that!Wink
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This is ducking insanity.
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Don't pay to much attention to Freegas, he's ducking nuts.
Looking at the past to see the future.
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Duct tape.... Can't fix stupidity. But will muffle the sound of it!
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Can this be a bigger quackup than other questions he quacks?
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Who knows, he can be kind of ducked up sometimes
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He's ben sucking on his quack pipe!
If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.
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LOL .......... you guys are QUACKING me up !!! Clap  LOL
Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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OK, ok, why did the Duck cross the road?
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be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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ffo yad snekcihc eht saw ti
I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
Wait for the Lord;
be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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i thought he saw an 8 ft pickup with a blue oval !! Wink
Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Unless I miscounted, Steve's makes an even 4 dozen replies...Wink

That's an eggcelent response!Hug
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It's an eggstravaganza.
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I thought about Laying down a Fowl post but I didn’t want to ruffle any Feathers so I’m going to Duck and run.
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That's eggsactly what I would do. Eggscellent thinking.
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This must be eggscruciating for Freebird to follow. Most of these replies are merely decoys.
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Mr Blobby takes so many hits, maybe we should call him ole canvasback...Wink
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Duck and cover would be an eggsellent tactic 
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suffering suchatash!
I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
Wait for the Lord;
be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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Mandarin (owner of this site) I was just Peking in to see how many new duck tails we have.
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We're dithpicable.  
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Thats just Daffy
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