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Wayne180d
Orange Level Joined: 08 Dec 2015 Location: Gilman, Il Points: 5923 |
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Posted: 22 Dec 2019 at 1:32pm |
My sister in law wanted to donate some of her old clothes to charity, I told her to just throw them out but she insisted there was people starving in the world that could use them. I said if they can wear your clothes they can't starving!!! Doctor said I should be back on my feet in 3 to 4 weeks
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SteveM C/IL
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Yuk Yuk
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DMiller
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HAHAHAHA!! Was it a Rollin pi or flat iron!!!! forehead knot!!
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steve(ill)
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NOW THATS FUNNY !!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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JC-WI
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Wane, ye should have nod better...
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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
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Hubert (Ga)engine7
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Lesson learned: don't let your coon dog mouth overload your feist dog arse.
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Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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desertjoe
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Wayne,,,that right there is the best I've heard in some time,,,,
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festus51
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That is a good one!!
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We the unwilling Led by the unqualified Doing the impossible for the Ungrateful
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thendrix
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I had a sister-in-law that had that prob...... Nevermind
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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darrel in ND
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That was freakin hilarious! Darrel
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TimNearFortWorth
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Had seen written years ago where a somewhat obese woman approached Arnold Schwarzeneger(s) in a gym while he was doing his workout, she wanted his autograph.
Being very shy, she approached him wearing a sweat suit with the single brand name "GUESS" on the shirt and just smiled nervously, speechless. Old Arnold, tired of being interrupted whenever he worked out, reportedly looked her in the eyes and said "gland issues?".
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Ted J
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Merry Christmas Wayne!! Thanks for the Christmas present!
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DaveKamp
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it's an Olie and Lana joke waiting-to-happen...
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Ten Amendments, Ten Commandments, and one Golden Rule solve most every problem. Citrus hand-cleaner with Pumice does the rest.
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