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Coke-in-MN
Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Afton MN Points: 41485 |
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Posted: 25 Jan 2019 at 1:44pm |
Don't laugh. It’s all true.
Perks of reaching 60, being over 70 and heading towards 80!
1. Kidnappers are not interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run, ... anywhere. 4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?". 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn, the hard way. 7. Things you buy now, won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4:00 p.m. 9. You can live without sex, but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate than meteorologists or the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 19. You can't remember who sent you this list. 20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
Forward this to every one you can remember, right now! Most important - Never, ever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night! -- Amen! |
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tadams(OH)
Orange Level Access Joined: 17 Sep 2009 Location: Jeromesville, O Points: 10023 |
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Coke is a voice of experience and I won't argue with that
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Ted J
Orange Level Joined: 05 Jul 2010 Location: La Crosse, WI Points: 18786 |
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I will have to agree with you on that one Tom!!
That's the good news,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the BAD news,,,,,,,,,,, I've experienced all of these too.... |
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