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steve(ill) 
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 Topic: A New Job
Posted: 22 Dec 2024 at 8:48am |
A guy walks into the Main Post Office in DC and asks for a job.. Interviewer asks if he has an allergies. He says yes... i am alergic to coffee.. Interview says thats OK.. Then he asks if he was in the Military and guy says yes.. Well thats a benifit also.. Askes if he has any disabilities. Gey says yes, a rpg blew up in front of him and blew his balls off.. Interviewer says thats good... disability counts extra..
Interviewer says they work 10 till 4, 5 days a week. You start tomorrow, show up at 10 am... Guy says OK ????? But if you start at 8, why do i show up at 10 ??? Interviewer says, WELL.. the first two hours all we do is drink coffee and scratch our balls, so you dont need to waste your time with that !!  |
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Hubert (Ga)engine7
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Posted: 22 Dec 2024 at 12:20pm |
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Sounds just like other government jobs LOL.
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DiyDave
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Posted: 22 Dec 2024 at 2:46pm |
I thought it was gonna be the one that asks how is the post office like Florsheim? 
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Ed (Ont)
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Posted: 22 Dec 2024 at 4:06pm |
Ok I give up Dave. How is the post office like Florsheim? 
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DiyDave
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Posted: 22 Dec 2024 at 6:17pm |
 Ed (Ont) wrote:
Ok I give up Dave. How is the post office like Florsheim? |
PM sent, I don't want no trouble here...
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D19allisowner
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Posted: 22 Dec 2024 at 8:12pm |
Now I want to know too! 
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plummerscarin
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Posted: 22 Dec 2024 at 8:41pm |
Hubert (Ga)engine7 wrote:
Sounds just like other government jobs LOL. |
Dang, that stung a bit. I laughed anyway We only use 1½ hours
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desertjoe
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Posted: 22 Dec 2024 at 10:10pm |
D19allisowner wrote:
Now I want to know too! |
I want to know too,,,,!!!!
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desertjoe
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Posted: 23 Dec 2024 at 5:08am |
desertjoe wrote:
D19allisowner wrote:
Now I want to know too! |
I want to know too,,,,!!!!
ONLY 10,000? |
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ekjdm14
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Posted: 23 Dec 2024 at 4:11pm |
desertjoe wrote:
desertjoe wrote:
D19allisowner wrote:
Now I want to know too! |
I want to know too,,,,!!!!
ONLY 10,000? |
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Oh, now you got me wanting to know. PM welcome, no snowflakes in this household
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 23 Dec 2024 at 4:25pm |
im thinking it has something to do with 10,000 pair of LOAFERS ??
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