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200Tom1
Orange Level Joined: 03 Jun 2019 Location: Iowa Points: 1222 |
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Posted: 27 Feb 2024 at 10:20pm |
Is it broke? Or has ol shameless been usin grease from the Green. Tractor store, gumming up the works. Reason I'm a asking is, The state DOT was out today taking down the miles of new snow fence they put up earlier. I've never seen them taking it down this early before. I'm a hoping their radar is working right. My tire shop was right across the road from the DOT shop and I do know they had a decent forecasting thing.
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DiyDave
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Fall was upon a remote reservation when the Indian tribe asked their new Chief what the coming winter was going to be like. The modern day Chief had never been taught the secrets of the ancients. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
Better safe than sorry, he said to himself and told his tribe that the winter was indeed expected to be cold and that the members of the village should stock up on firewood to be prepared. After several days, our modern Chief got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?" "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "It's going to be a very cold winter." The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever." "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked. The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy." |
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DMiller
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