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Coke-in-MN ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Afton MN Points: 41979 |
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Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.
DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE! As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave people alone, you Skandahoovian religious nuts!" From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash. Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin." "Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge out?'" |
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Life lesson: If you’re being chased by a lion, you’re on a horse, to the left of you is a giraffe and on the right is a unicorn, what do you do? You stop drinking and get off the carousel.
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TomC ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 24 Nov 2017 Location: Hillsboro, MO Points: 1549 |
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The local Albert Lea Minnesota paper reported a kangaroo sighting west of town, upon investigation by the local DNR agent they found out it was a Norwegian hog farmer with his overshoes buckled together.
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Ray54 ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 22 Nov 2009 Location: Paso Robles, Ca Points: 4724 |
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Lars(wi) ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 14 Sep 2009 Location: Permian Basin Points: 8028 |
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I resemble that remark!!😂😂
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I tried to follow the science, but it was not there. I then followed the money, and that’s where I found the science.
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DiyDave ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Gambrills, MD Points: 54039 |
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The Norwegian Fire Department
![]() One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact." But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files. From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant. Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters. The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?" "Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da first thing ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat truck!" |
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200Tom1 ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 03 Jun 2019 Location: Iowa Points: 1232 |
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We gots to love these jokes. My mom grew up in northern Iowa where I small town was Norwegian, one was German, one was Swedes, etc. She is 100 years old now and is still able to tell us kids about the pranks one towns teenage boys would pull on the neighboring towns. For instance her brother, from a German town, went around their town and moved quite a few of the outhouses ahead about 3 feet. Its said there were quite a few Swedes and a couple of Norwegians taking a bath in a very cold crick that evening. Halloween pranks backfired? Her dad, German, didn't like the Swedish kid that would come over on Saturday night and visit with mom when she was in highschool. They would sit out on the front porch and talk. Grandpa went to the sale barn and bought the stinkest old billy goat he could find and tied it to the front porch. Mom said the kid got the message and never came back. Guys I know this ain't jokes like this post started out being but some of the things that those boys thought up are true and funny.
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Coke-in-MN ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Afton MN Points: 41979 |
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You know thes ETHNIC Jokes are now thought as being out of place as they make fun of certain cultures and in some cases Individuals .
So to be modern and up to date jokes should not be about cultures no longer known like the HITITES - one of the lost tribes . So 2 Hitites - SWEN and OLE were talking about LENA === |
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Life lesson: If you’re being chased by a lion, you’re on a horse, to the left of you is a giraffe and on the right is a unicorn, what do you do? You stop drinking and get off the carousel.
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