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Brian F(IL) 
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Location: Paxton, IL
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 Posted: 30 Mar 2019 at 7:35am |
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Happier than a gopher in loose dirt.
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Dave H (NE)
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Joined: 11 Sep 2009
Location: Western NE
Points: 288
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Posted: 30 Mar 2019 at 7:46am |
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Well I'll be a monkeys uncle
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tadams(OH)
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Joined: 17 Sep 2009
Location: Jeromesville, O
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Posted: 30 Mar 2019 at 12:31pm |
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You get what you pay for
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Hubert (Ga)engine7
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Joined: 12 Sep 2009
Location: Jackson Cnty,GA
Points: 6292
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Posted: 30 Mar 2019 at 7:01pm |
Busy as a one eyed cat watching two rat holes. Hotter than a two dollar pistol. A few french fries shy of a happy meal. Happy as a pig in poop.
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Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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LouSWPA
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Joined: 11 Sep 2009
Location: Clinton, Pa
Points: 24272
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Posted: 30 Mar 2019 at 8:22pm |
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oh fiddlesticks!
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I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
Wait for the Lord;
be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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LouSWPA
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Posted: 30 Mar 2019 at 8:23pm |
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he looked like the northside of a southbound mule
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I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
Wait for the Lord;
be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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lentsch
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Joined: 10 Feb 2011
Location: Glencoe,Mn.
Points: 212
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Posted: 30 Mar 2019 at 8:29pm |
Hornier than a two peckered billy goat! 
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WD,D15,190XT,7000,8010x2,7060,8070
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iowallis
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Joined: 04 Jun 2017
Location: North Iowa
Points: 338
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Posted: 31 Mar 2019 at 8:59am |
In a world full of 3 speed transmissions he ended up with a 2 speed powerglide.
So poor I can't afford to pay attention.
My dad would always say "a couple of few" to describe a number of something that was more than 1 but less than 10. |
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savedallis1953
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Joined: 03 Jan 2018
Location: Florida
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Posted: 31 Mar 2019 at 9:07am |
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"The less people see of me the more they like me when they do".
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1953 WD, 1953 WD, WD engine with WD-45 crankshaft.
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Ken in Texas
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Location: Henderson, TX
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Posted: 31 Mar 2019 at 9:46am |
Slow as Molasses in January A little Farfetched if you asked me. two bits, four bits, six bits, a Dollar
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lentsch
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Posted: 31 Mar 2019 at 9:48am |
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Them cows gotta be milked 6 days a week and twice on Sunday!
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WD,D15,190XT,7000,8010x2,7060,8070
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mhankins
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Joined: 19 Feb 2019
Location: Arkansas
Points: 134
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Posted: 31 Mar 2019 at 10:12am |
Can't make hay sittin in the shade. Meaner than a peach orchard boar rootin under a pine tree for acorns.
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savedallis1953
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Posted: 31 Mar 2019 at 10:29am |
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The less people see of me the more they like me when they do.
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1953 WD, 1953 WD, WD engine with WD-45 crankshaft.
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darrel in ND
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Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Location: Hebron, ND
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Posted: 31 Mar 2019 at 1:54pm |
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I'm so far behind that I think I'm first!
Darrel
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Ken in Texas
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Posted: 31 Mar 2019 at 4:44pm |
up in smoke Smokin HOT Hot to trot The whole Shebang Flat as a Fritter All washed up
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Phil Stier
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Joined: 17 Oct 2009
Location: sussex wi
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Posted: 31 Mar 2019 at 5:07pm |
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Here's how we lost the farm
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Ray54
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Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Location: Paso Robles, Ca
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Posted: 31 Mar 2019 at 8:00pm |
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chaskaduo
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Location: Twin Cities
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Posted: 31 Mar 2019 at 8:17pm |
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Same old same old.
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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Ken in Texas
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Posted: 31 Mar 2019 at 8:23pm |
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Phil Stier
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Posted: 31 Mar 2019 at 8:36pm |
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You can buy new oats or oats that have been thru the horse once
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Ken in Texas
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Posted: 31 Mar 2019 at 8:45pm |
Let er RIP Chip Don't mess with Another Monkeys Monkey and expect to not get a Gorilla on your back
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Stan IL&TN
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Location: Elvis Land
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Posted: 01 Apr 2019 at 2:32am |
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You can buy better but you can't pay more.
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1957 WD45 dad's first AC
1968 one-seventy
1956 F40 Ferguson
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Ken in Texas
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Posted: 01 Apr 2019 at 5:41am |
Don't give me no plastic saddle. I wanna feel the leather when I ride A walk in the Park Lipstick on my collar told a tale on me. Buy two get one free. Remember when a nickel was worth 5 cents Back in the day when boys were boys and men were men.
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Ken in Texas
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Posted: 01 Apr 2019 at 5:50am |
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This Ain't hittin on nothin
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ac hunter
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Location: OHIO
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Posted: 01 Apr 2019 at 7:48am |
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I read you like a book and the pages are all empty.
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Dave H (NE)
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Posted: 01 Apr 2019 at 8:16am |
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colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 01 Apr 2019 at 8:38am |
No pot to piss in or window to throw it out of. Just pissing in the wind.
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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Tbone95
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Posted: 01 Apr 2019 at 9:13am |
It's like deja vu all over again!  But seriously, I mean, IT IS!  |
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Wayne180d
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Location: Gilman, Il
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Posted: 01 Apr 2019 at 9:52am |
Drier than a popcorn fart When I was born the Dead Sea was only sick Like a fart in church on a hot Sunday morning Walk the dog The cat's meow Lights on and nobody's home s--t fire and save the matches gotta spend money to make money
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Wayne180d
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Posted: 01 Apr 2019 at 9:54am |
So poor we could not afford to window shop
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are really going to town on this. 