A New Job
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Forum Name: Shops, Barns, Varmints, and Trucks
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Topic: A New Job
Posted By: steve(ill)
Subject: A New Job
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2024 at 8:48am
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A guy walks into the Main Post Office in DC and asks for a job.. Interviewer asks if he has an allergies. He says yes... i am alergic to coffee.. Interview says thats OK.. Then he asks if he was in the Military and guy says yes.. Well thats a benifit also.. Askes if he has any disabilities. Gey says yes, a rpg blew up in front of him and blew his balls off.. Interviewer says thats good... disability counts extra.. Interviewer says they work 10 till 4, 5 days a week. You start tomorrow, show up at 10 am... Guy says OK ????? But if you start at 8, why do i show up at 10 ??? Interviewer says, WELL.. the first two hours all we do is drink coffee and scratch our balls, so you dont need to waste your time with that !!  ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
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Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2024 at 12:20pm
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Sounds just like other government jobs LOL. ------------- Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God. |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2024 at 2:46pm
I thought it was gonna be the one that asks how is the post office like Florsheim? ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |
Posted By: Ed (Ont)
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2024 at 4:06pm
Ok I give up Dave. How is the post office like Florsheim? 
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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2024 at 6:17pm
PM sent, I don't want no trouble here... ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |
Ed (Ont) wrote:Posted By: D19allisowner
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2024 at 8:12pm
Now I want to know too! ------------- If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice. |
Posted By: plummerscarin
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2024 at 8:41pm
Dang, that stung a bit. I laughed anyway We only use 1½ hours
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2024 at 10:10pm
I want to know too,,,,!!!!
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 23 Dec 2024 at 5:08am
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Posted By: ekjdm14
Date Posted: 23 Dec 2024 at 4:11pm
Oh, now you got me wanting to know. PM welcome, no snowflakes in this household
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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 23 Dec 2024 at 4:25pm
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im thinking it has something to do with 10,000 pair of LOAFERS ?? ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |