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The Safe (H)

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Topic: The Safe (H)
Posted By: Ted J
Subject: The Safe (H)
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2024 at 8:39pm
I told my wife to never look in the safe.
One day while I was out grocery shopping, she looked in the safe.
When I got home, she said I've looked in the safe and there's $40,000 in cash in there and 3 eggs.
She said: "What's the eggs doing in there.
And she wanted me to tell her the truth.
I said: "well, I'll be Honest. Every time I've shagged someone elses wife, I put an egg in the safe.
She said: "Well, that's not too bad, only 3 eggs in 35 years of marriage."
I said: "No, but when I get a dozen eggs, I sell them and that's where the money comes from."

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Posted By: D19allisowner
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2024 at 11:18pm
I have to remember that one!Clap

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