God Created.....
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Topic: God Created.....
Posted By: Ted J
Subject: God Created.....
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2024 at 10:41pm
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God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in, or walks past. For this, I will give you a lifespan of 20 years. The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking, how about only 10 years and I'll give you back the other 10?"  God agreed. Then God created the monkey and said, "Do tricks and make people laugh. For this, I will give you a 20 year lifespan." The monkey said, "Tricks for 20 years, how about I give you back 10 like the dog did?" God agreed. Thereafter, God created the Cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer everyday, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a lifespan of 60 years. The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life for 60 years. How about 20 and I'll give you back the other 40?" And God agreed again. Then God created man and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I will give you 20 years." But man said, "only 20 years? Could you possibly give me my 20, the 40 the cow gave back, the 10 the monkey gave back and the 10 the dog gave back? That makes 80, OK?"  "OK", said God, "You asked for it." So, that is why for our first 20 years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family, for the next 10 years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last 10 years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.  Life has now been explained to you.  ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
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Posted By: truckerfarmer
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2024 at 10:51pm
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Funny, but true! 🤣 ------------- Looking at the past to see the future. '53 WD, '53 WD45, WD snap coupler field cultivator, #53 plow,'53 HD5B dozer Duct tape.... Can't fix stupidity. But will muffle the sound of it! |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2024 at 4:42am
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GREAT outlook on LIFE,,Ted,,,,
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Posted By: Unit3
Date Posted: 08 Jan 2024 at 5:50pm
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LoL The world makes sense now. ------------- 2-8070FWA PS/8050PS/7080/7045PS/200/D15-II/2-WD45/WD/3-WC/UC/C |
Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 08 Jan 2024 at 5:51pm
| Man does that strike a Chord!! |