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HUMOR! THE CHIEF'S ADVICE TO HIS SON!

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Topic: HUMOR! THE CHIEF'S ADVICE TO HIS SON!

Posted By: Coke-in-MN
Subject: HUMOR! THE CHIEF'S ADVICE TO HIS SON!
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2023 at 1:08pm

HUMOR! (rated PG)

THE NAVY CHIEF'S ADVICE TO HIS SON!

After the Chief's son, Brian proposed to girlfriend, Jill, the Chief took him to one side and said.....

“Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants. I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on her and she said that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large. I said to her, 'Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that day, son, we have never had a single problem."

Brian took his dad’s advice and did the same thing to his wife on their wedding night.

Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Brian......

“Try these on,” she said.

Brian went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small.

“What’s the point of this? I can’t get into your panties,” said Brian.

“Exactly,” Jill replied,......

“and if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!”

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Replies:

Posted By: Dave in PA
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2023 at 1:28pm

That is a GOOD one!

Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2023 at 7:01pm

Ouch,,,ouch,,,,ouch,,,, LOL

Posted By: Dan Hauter
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2023 at 9:52pm

Very smart young lady!

Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2023 at 10:04pm

We didn't even try on each others pants. She wears them both!!

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Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2023 at 8:55am

What are pants?

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