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All in the Name (H)

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Topic: All in the Name (H)

Posted By: Coke-in-MN
Subject: All in the Name (H)
Date Posted: 18 Aug 2022 at 10:55am

An old man accidently crashed his car into a very expensive automobile.

The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!”

The old man replies, “Woah, wait buddy, I don’t have that much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins.”

The old man dials his son and as he is about to speak, the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says “So you train dolphins, well your old man just hit and damaged my car, you bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna beat the heck outta him!”

The son answers “Okay, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.”

In exactly 15 minutes the son pulls up in a jeep, ten men jump out and beat the hell out of the expensive car owner.

Meanwhile the son walks over to his father and says “Dad I train Navy Seals not dolphins"

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Life lesson: If you’re being chased by a lion, you’re on a horse, to the left of you is a giraffe and on the right is a unicorn, what do you do? You stop drinking and get off the carousel.

Replies:

Posted By: GeneD14
Date Posted: 18 Aug 2022 at 11:41am

That was a good one! LOL

Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 18 Aug 2022 at 12:00pm

Posted By: plummerscarin
Date Posted: 18 Aug 2022 at 12:35pm

Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2022 at 5:42am

This just made my day.

Posted By: ac hunter
Date Posted: 19 Aug 2022 at 5:04pm

My wife even laughed at that one. That proves it is funny.