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Topic: it's so HOT....
Posted By: shameless dude
Subject: it's so HOT....
Date Posted: 10 Jul 2022 at 9:47pm
i sure could use a little "pretty" right now! HEY....you silly Canadians...open yer doors now and let some cool air slide down here....no use waiting clear to winter time! whew!



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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 10 Jul 2022 at 9:59pm
  1. It’s so hot my dream house in any house in Alaska.
  2. It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
  3. It’s so hot I saw a funeral procession pull through a Dairy Queen.
  4. It’s so hot cows are giving evaporated milk.
  5. It’s so hot, asphalt has a liquid state.
  6. It’s so hot I took off my flesh and sat on my bones.
  7. It’s so hot I saw a bird pull a worm out of the ground with an oven mitt.
  8. It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
  9. It’s so hot, chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
  10. It’s so hot, E.L. James titled her next book Fifty Shades of Red. 
  11. It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.
  12. It’s so hot, polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
  13. It’s so hot, I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
  14. It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
  15. It’s so hot, I started putting ice-cubes in my waterbed.
  16. It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.


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Like them all, but love the "B"s.


Posted By: Lars(wi)
Date Posted: 10 Jul 2022 at 10:10pm
No. 2 is a way of life in Texas.

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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2022 at 4:31am
It’s been hotter than a pawn shop chain saw


Posted By: jaybmiller
Date Posted: 11 Jul 2022 at 5:58am
re: HEY....you silly Canadians...open yer doors now and let some cool air slide down here.

I did that for you, then wife, puts bedroom A/C on,overhead fan, and a comforter,crawls into bed....
..yes, bedroom windows were still WIDE open....
so it HAS to be cooler somewhere....
sigh


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Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2022 at 7:14am
gonna be another 105 degree day here today, guess no cutting trees today!


Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2022 at 4:46pm
We very seldom get much over 100 but the ten day forecast has us well over 100 every day.
Gonna be down by Joe M and Tyler next week. Hoping for some mid 70’s


Posted By: KJCHRIS
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2022 at 4:47pm
Looks like Satuday is the day to be outside. The 10 days after will be dry & 10 - 15 degrees above average ( 95 + ) in E Nebr & W Iowa. We had 1.3" rain in last week but the grass is still brown, soybeans really look better corn tassels starting to show. 

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Posted By: Clay
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2022 at 4:59pm
It is so hot, the elastic in my underwear is melting.


Posted By: Walker
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2022 at 5:23pm
Since they named it Climate Change ya sure can't blame it on Global Warming.


Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2022 at 6:19pm
WATCH OUT everyone....Clay is going commando!


Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 16 Jul 2022 at 5:53pm
i just came in from burning tree limbs...i think i could have laid in the fire and put it out from the sweat! whew! 


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 19 Jul 2022 at 3:38am

  Well,, we been sweating out with 103° days seems like forever altho that is pretty "Normal" for this country,,,sure wish we would get some rain,,,,Chit,,,at least once a month,,,,!!!
 My youngest Son got sent to Stillwater OK for some emergency repairs and he texted me last nite,,they are expecting 113° for next 2-3 days,,,,Chit,,I thought we was the only'ist state that got them kinda temps,,,,,,,WinkWink


Posted By: FloydKS
Date Posted: 19 Jul 2022 at 10:24am
If you use Celsius... 104 is only 40 degrees...:)


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