be careful of surgeries,,,,
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Topic: be careful of surgeries,,,,
Posted By: desertjoe
Subject: be careful of surgeries,,,,
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 10:13am
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A recent article in a San Francisco newspaper reported that Nancy Pelosi
has sued Stanford Hospital, claiming that after her husband had surgery
there, he lost all interest in sex with her. A hospital spokesperson replied: ''Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight''. SEE,,,I warned you,,,,,,
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 10:17am
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AND,,,a dear friend sent this one to me a week ago,,,it moved all around the cyborg world and showed up on Bill O'Reilly Forum,,,  |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 11:15am
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X 2 ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: ac fleet
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 1:39pm
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Great one!! LOL!! ------------- http://machinebuildersnetwork.com/ |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 1:49pm
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 3:29pm
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Posted By: Dave in PA
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 3:53pm
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Posted By: nella(Pa)
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 4:54pm
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Posted By: trace
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 5:07pm
political post. come on! bout ready to quit this site because of this  . you live your life like this? go take care of your wife.------------- 1955 WD-45 WIDE FRONT W/ TRIP LOADER |
Posted By: Michael V (NM)
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 6:22pm
| DANG,, trace,, its a JOKE,,and an old one too,, lighten up a bit....you BP will thank you.... |
Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 6:45pm
Joe thank you for adding some hummer to my day.  An hopefully it released a little pressure for you, from being a caregiver.An almost
everybody used a emoticon. |
Posted By: trace
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 7:15pm
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joke or not still political, just sick of politics don't need it here. we're the ones gettin f*cked don't care what party you favor. ------------- 1955 WD-45 WIDE FRONT W/ TRIP LOADER |
Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 8:12pm
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Looking I see you are in Iowa. So Trace no wonder your sick of all the BS being slung. Not one I can think of I would want to sit and drink beer with from any party. But still Joe needs to stop thinking about the caretaking from time to time. Been there done that with my parents. About any time I could go around the bend myself. So a little laugh keeps it away I hope. Sorry you don't see funny the same way. But that is ok too.But a big part of are trouble is nobody steps up tells all the "think they are smarter than us folks" how dumb they really are.Toes do need stepping on. But please just move on when you see O'l Joe is not asking how to put a AC 3500 into a Ford or Chevy.
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 8:41pm
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Well,,I certainly wasn't tryin to "poke" anyone here just posting some funny stuff for everybody to just "grin and bear it"
It ain't no biggie,,,it's just that our nation is in such disarrey and the divisiveness at an all time high,,,we ALL need to do something to reach out to our fellow man,,,,and,,,,and,,,give em a kiss on da cheek,,,,,,,,, |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 9:18pm
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DJ, Are ye saying that your going ta go gives ol' Trace a kiss on da cheek??? Crap, I don't really like wastin time with sports but I don't stop no one from enjoy'n sports... an I thought the jokes were some good ones too. ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: john(MI)
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 10:42pm
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Yep, take this crap to the Political Forum. That is what it was created for. ------------- D14, D17, 5020, 612H, CASE 446 |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 11:30pm
And take your  floppies with you too... 
------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 3:08am
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Hey JC,,,don't get yourself tied up with this, it just ain't worth it. Obviously we gots some people that can't appreciate a simple joke,,,just have to steer clear of those two,,,,,
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Posted By: truckerfarmer
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 6:13am
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In the famous words of Foghorn Leghorn, "It's a joke son, it's a joke. Don't ya get it?". ------------- Looking at the past to see the future. '53 WD, '53 WD45, WD snap coupler field cultivator, #53 plow,'53 HD5B dozer Duct tape.... Can't fix stupidity. But will muffle the sound of it! |
Posted By: TimCNY
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 7:48am
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Seems a few folks don't know the difference between "political" and "ideological." Hardly anything that ISN'T "political," since it references "POLICY." Ideology, on the other hand, well... most of the time the ideology is shown from within the construct of the political complaint. For example, a simple question can be twisted by some; say as simple as, "Hey, Joe, do you know Nancy Pelosi's shoe size?" Now it was just a simple question. But because she's both a political AND ideological figure, some one of those few will still get a bamboo splinter under their toenail and cry foul. Insert any other non-political -ideological name, and it wouldn't bother them a bit. It didn't attack, it didn't reference any real or perceived alcoholism, or dementia or anything of the sort. But because a recognized, and in these times sensitive, name appears, it is errantly perceived as "political." Hey, Joe, how's the weather there? CAVEAT!!! - I DID NOT JUST START A POLITICAL-IDEOLOGICAL DEBATE ON CLIMATE CHANGE. Fair warning to the claxon-ringers. ------------- I need more than 200 characters for my "signature." I'd love to see that changed to 250! |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 9:01am
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Hey Tim,,,,naw man,,you're cool,,,don't sweat it,,,,,,you said EXACTLY what I was tryin to put forth,,,everything is too dang political anymore,but,,,,but,,,you ain't gettin no kiss on da cheek cause ole Thad, Ted and even ole Chask told me you was way big fellar and,,,,and,,,you gots a lot of hair on the face,,,,,,,,
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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 9:06am
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BUTT, BUTT, BUTT............... IT WAS FUNNY !!! ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 9:51am
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Just as funny to many others. A hospital spokesperson replied: ''Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight''. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: ac fleet
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 11:20am
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ALL govt. people are crooks, so what's the beef? -----I loved the joke! ------------- http://machinebuildersnetwork.com/ |
Posted By: TimCNY
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 11:45am
Joe, that's TRUE! But the beard is only on during the winter. Once these miserable deer ticks become active again in the spring, I shave. Same for the rest of my head.  Never going to give them miserable bloodsuckers > I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT LAWYERS OR POLITICIANS!!! CHILL OUT, SNOWFLAKES!!! < a place to burrow in. The rest of me is easy enough to do a "tick check" with the help of a mirror.------------- I need more than 200 characters for my "signature." I'd love to see that changed to 250! |
Posted By: Wayne180d
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 4:38pm
| I did not see anything political just because she's a politician if you would have put a common name in there it would still be funny but not as funny as using Nancy's name. There were a ton of jokes on here when o'bummer wass president but nobody got there panties in a wad. We just laughed, commented and went on. LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 5:12pm
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Well,,,many thanks all youse Guys for the vote of confidence,,,,gosh dang,,,,and here i thought i was gonna have to start kissin cheeks,,,my goodness,,,,guess I'd better look for my toothbrush just in case,,,,chit,, it fell behind the counter a few weeks ago and ain't had time to fish it out,,,,,,,,
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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 5:29pm
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In an orchestra this large, there's always a sour note... ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 5:36pm
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Dagg Nabbit Joe, there ya go again Only two things I'm confident of, death and what poor Ole JC doing right now for his Thursday deadline.
And use some toothpaste on the hook. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: Lonn
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 8:20pm
Dang it, every joke I know offends someone! 
How about a Mohammed one? Nah been scolded and censored for something on him before.------------- -- --- .... .- -- -- .- -.. / .-- .- ... / .- / -- ..- .-. -.. . .-. .. -. --. / -.-. .... .. .-.. -.. / .-. .- .--. .. ... - Wink I am a Russian Bot |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 8:48pm
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TRACE,,after going over all the posts on this thread,,I only gots one thing to say to you. You need to steer clear of implying that I'm ignoring my wife's health needs simply because I posted a joke that you did not like,! You resorting to attacking my family is Pure adolescent BS. YOU ARE THE FRIGGIN ONE THAT IS OUT OF LINE with that insinuation, and I take exception to your BS comment,!! You were out voted by about 25 to 1,,,so,,you tell me who was wrong,?? Better yet,,just stay off my posts. You're too caustic for me.
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Posted By: Wayne180d
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 10:13pm
| DJ I have never met you but you take perfect care of your wife, we have followed your challenges with your lovely bride, My father took care of my mother for 2 years before we lost her. Not an easy task as we age. Your post was not political and I found it funny. I agree if you don't like someone's post LEAVE. Everybody knows you are a great guy and a dedicated husband\caregiver. I stand by you 100%. PS Keep the posts coming I need a laugh every now and then Wayne |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2020 at 6:18am
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What does her looks have to do with politics? ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2020 at 6:24am
Joe thank you for this post. I made a couple myself but deleted before I posted. Had I posted I would have been in the wrong and banned. I would have missed y’all. You handled this very well. Proud to have you for a friend. |
desertjoe wrote:Posted By: johnkc
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2020 at 1:57pm
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X2 what Thad said ------------- I support the development of hybrid automobiles and alternative fuels as I need DIESEL fuel for my ALLIS CHALMERS! |
Posted By: trace
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2020 at 3:27pm
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I apologize joe. uncalled for. I took care of my folks from 1990 when my dad was diagnosed with cancer till he died in 1995. Also my mom from 2003 to 2008 after she was diagnosed with parkinsons. stressfull times for the best of us. I will no longer be on this site anymore, thanks for all the help yoiu guys have given me in the past. best to you all!! ------------- 1955 WD-45 WIDE FRONT W/ TRIP LOADER |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2020 at 9:03pm
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No Harm, No Foul,Trace. You made a mistake, but you owned up to it in front of everybody. Takes a big man to admit he might of spoken out of turn and want to start over. You're prolly under as much or more stress with family issues as I am,,,but I tend to use laughter as an antidote for all my perceived shortcomings and tribulations,,,,altho,,,sometimes when I feel as if I can do no more,,but I manage to find strengths to cope thru even more roadblocks with the support of this magnificent group of the best'est bunch of supporters God managed to bring together. You gots NO NEED to leave because of a mis-understanding, and I'm thinkin all these fine folks will agree with me.
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Posted By: Wayne180d
Date Posted: 12 Feb 2020 at 1:52am
| We have had other disagreements and people are still here, sometimes things are stated that are misinterpreted and once the parties converse with each other things are fine. I agree it takes a big man to own up and I respect Trace for that. No need to leave we are all grown men on here with a passion for orange except one guy has a hot pink passion but we forgive him also. POKE POKE We can forgive and forget and move on just my 2 cents. |
Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 12 Feb 2020 at 1:19pm
| Yes, we all have bad days and say thing best kept to ourself, you have bee forgiven. |