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Topic: Bad injury
Posted By: Wayne180d
Subject: Bad injury
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2019 at 1:32pm
My sister in law wanted to donate some of her old clothes to charity,  I told her to just throw them out but she insisted there was people starving in the world that could use them.  I said if they can wear your clothes they can't starving!!!  Doctor said I should be back on my feet in 3 to 4 weeks



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Posted By: SteveM C/IL
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2019 at 1:46pm
Yuk Yuk


Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2019 at 2:10pm
HAHAHAHA!! Was it a Rollin pi or flat iron!!!! forehead knot!!


Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2019 at 5:03pm
NOW THATS FUNNY !!

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Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2019 at 8:06pm
Wane, ye should have nod better...


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Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2019 at 8:25pm
LOL Lesson learned: don't let your coon dog mouth overload your feist dog arse.

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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2019 at 9:55pm
Originally posted by Wayne180d Wayne180d wrote:

My sister in law wanted to donate some of her old clothes to charity,  I told her to just throw them out but she insisted there was people starving in the world that could use them.  I said if they can wear your clothes they can't starving!!!  Doctor said I should be back on my feet in 3 to 4 weeks


 Wayne,,,that right there is the best I've heard in some time,,,,ClapClapLOLLOL


Posted By: festus51
Date Posted: 23 Dec 2019 at 9:33am
That is a good one!!

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Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 23 Dec 2019 at 3:16pm
I had a sister-in-law that had that prob...... Nevermind

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Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 23 Dec 2019 at 7:25pm
That was freakin hilarious! Darrel


Posted By: TimNearFortWorth
Date Posted: 23 Dec 2019 at 7:44pm
Had seen written years ago where a somewhat obese woman approached Arnold Schwarzeneger(s) in a gym while he was doing his workout, she wanted his autograph.
Being very shy, she approached him wearing a sweat suit with the single brand name "GUESS" on the shirt and just smiled nervously, speechless.
Old Arnold, tired of being interrupted whenever he worked out, reportedly looked her in the eyes and said "gland issues?".


Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 23 Dec 2019 at 8:31pm
Merry Christmas Wayne!!  Thanks for the Christmas present!


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Posted By: DaveKamp
Date Posted: 05 Jan 2020 at 7:15pm
LOL  it's an Olie and Lana joke waiting-to-happen...


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