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Let's start the day off right,,,,

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Topic: Let's start the day off right,,,,

Posted By: desertjoe
Subject: Let's start the day off right,,,,
Date Posted: 18 Jul 2019 at 3:24am

Teacher said: Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death!'?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good! "Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth!'?"

Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing. "Let's try one a bit more difficult.

"Who said, 'Ask not what your Country can do for you, but what you can do for your Country'?" Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961."

The teacher snapped at her class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Akio isn't from this Country and he knows more about our history than you do."

She hears a loud whisper: .. "F--k the Japs." "Who said that? I want to know right now," she angrily demanded. Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

ow furious, the same student yells, "Suck this!" Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher. "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Damn, we're screwed." Little Akio said quietly, "Chuck Schumer when Trump got elected in 2016."

Chit,,,I'm outa here,,,,,, Clap

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Posted By: truckerfarmer
Date Posted: 18 Jul 2019 at 6:09am

😀

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Looking at the past to see the future.
'53 WD, '53 WD45, WD snap coupler field cultivator, #53 plow,'53 HD5B dozer

Duct tape.... Can't fix stupidity. But will muffle the sound of it!

Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 18 Jul 2019 at 7:50am

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"Allis-Express"
19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17

Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 18 Jul 2019 at 10:35am

And it's all true

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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp

Posted By: Stan IL&TN
Date Posted: 18 Jul 2019 at 10:42am

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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1957 WD45 dad's first AC

1968 one-seventy

1956 F40 Ferguson

Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 18 Jul 2019 at 11:49am

Chit,,I like this one so good,,thinkin I'm gonna post it on Bill O'Reilly,,,,,, LOL

yes I am,,,,,

Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 18 Jul 2019 at 12:27pm

NOW THATS FUNNY !!!

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Like them all, but love the "B"s.