i have never...in my life...
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Topic: i have never...in my life...
Posted By: shameless dude
Subject: i have never...in my life...
Date Posted: 04 May 2019 at 9:54pm
| hit a woman! BUT... you see...in the past week I had 3 retirement party's to go to of people from 911 and the Sheriff's dept. I have forgotten how much them folks can drink! whew! anyways, after I gits home and quicky finds my recliner for a few winks...the old lady....oooops….I mean the loving wife has woke me up countless times...one for me to hand her the remote off the stand 2 ft away from her, one to ask if I was comfy in the chair, one to ask if I would let the dogs out later, and about 4-5 other stupid things! I got the hand me the remote again today when it was within a foot of her reach and 3 ft away from my reach! some thoughts is going thru my head tonight!!!!! |
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 04 May 2019 at 10:32pm
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CHIT,,,Shameless,,,,and here I thought somebody was payin all them weemens to be like that,,,,!! Now,,I ain't wantin anybody to think I;m a bad person,,,but we finally had to come to an agreement to save MY sanity,,,,,,I started sleepin in the den cause she likes the TV to be about a 9 on the 0-10 scale and I just could not fall asleep with all that noise. So I been sleepin in the den and then she got to callin on the phone 8-10 times a night for just dang near anything that come to her mind. Chit I wasn't gettin no sleep,,,,SO,,,one nite I decide to see if she REALLY "needs" what she "wants" so I don't answer the phone,,,,,, for 5 times,,,then I get up to go pee and I see her in the wheelchair wheeling herself into the bathroom,,,,I wait and after a bit,,,here she comes back to the bedroom and without a strain,,,she gets off the WC and onto the bed,,,,I can tell she been doin that for some time but has been callin ME and WAKIN ME UP to help her do what she been doin when I don't answer the phone. If she wasn't my wife I'd,,,,I'd,,,,,I'd do something,,,  Why for people got to be like that,,,???
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Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 05 May 2019 at 7:33am
| Yup, they're all the same. I thought it was just me that had a "special" one. Lol. Darrel |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 06 May 2019 at 5:18am
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Yeah,,Darrel,,,"IF" ,,,,if,,,one of us could just find thet danged book that they all learn from,,that person would be an instant Trillionaire,,,,,,that's with a T,,,,too,,,,
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Posted By: Les Royer
Date Posted: 06 May 2019 at 11:12am
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I'm thinkin its not a book Joe, it's that thing you promised to at the beginning, you know when you thought you couldn't sleep another wink without her. That's when they getcha, when you're at your weakest moment they spring this at you. They make you promise to OBEY right in front of a minster no less.......... ------------- I still gots my A/C but it's clear out in the barn now. |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 06 May 2019 at 11:32am
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Posted By: JW in MO
Date Posted: 06 May 2019 at 6:47pm
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I got woke up at 3am, war department was on the couch snoring so loud I got up and closed the bedroom door. Of course next morning I get told she had to go to the couch cause I was snoring too loud for her to sleep. Go figure! ------------- Maximum use of available resources! |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 06 May 2019 at 9:44pm
| I love it Chaz! |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 07 May 2019 at 5:33am
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She needs a cup holder on top for a beer. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 07 May 2019 at 1:35pm
| I have the same problem as all of the above. Old gal has started having heart problems. She is supposed to take a pill in AM and 1 in PM. She refuses to take them. Then keeps me awake all night checking on her while she sleeps on the love seat. Yes shes short. |
Posted By: DaveKamp
Date Posted: 07 May 2019 at 2:41pm
Why do they call it a 'love seat'? They're WORTHLESS for that...  ------------- Ten Amendments, Ten Commandments, and one Golden Rule solve most every problem. Citrus hand-cleaner with Pumice does the rest. |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 07 May 2019 at 3:34pm
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I have to do my mothers pills, she can't remember what and when half the time. She had a TIA a couple months ago. She getting is better but it is slow going.
------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |