Does the loving one have a phone? 

 Shameless,,,,!!!!!!!!,   Do I got to show you everything bout bein,,,,,,,,"""thrifty""" and don't be callin me cheap on this one,,,,,,, You need to get into the "SETTINGS" on your phone,,then go to "WI-FI"  and toggle the icon to turn it on,,that way when you go to McDonalds or all them other places that have free WI-FI,,,UMMMmmm,,,Free,,like you don't gots to pay for using their router,,that way you don't use up your data,,,,and,,,,and,,,your wife can use up all the rest of what Data ya'll gots left,,,,,, 

 Hey Shameless,,,all them phones nowadays can be set up to "sniff out" and find the places that have "FREE" Wi-Fi available and even most guvment offices got it too. Most of them use "Free Wi Fi" as the password for access to their UNLIMITED data, or you can ask the pretty receptionist for their password. I had the 5 Gb plan and never got close to the max cause I was always on somebody's Free Wi-Fi,,,,works all the time,,,,

 Chit,,,!!!  OK,,Shameless,,,I'm a liar and you're not,,,, I looked on Joyce's flip phone and there is no Wi-Fi on it either so,,,,sorry,,,,,,,,and,,,and,,I'm fresh outa ideas except you is using way too much data for your plan sooooooooo you just gonna have to dig up some more coffee cans,,,,,BUT,,,you gotta be careful here,,,,real careful,,,,and,,,Im meanin REAL careful,,,,cause if she ain't usin that much data,,,then,,,,,,,,,,that just means SHE is gonna KNOW it must be YOU whats usin up all the data and,,,,,and,  she gonna want a GOOD explanation of where it went,,,,capische,,,?? You might outa lay low bout all the missing data or,,,you can always blame ole JC he uses a whole boatload on all his "searchins",,,,I'm outa here,,this is gettin some HOT,,,,,

 Well,,,,,,,,,,Shameless,,,,you DO gots you a Woolly bugger,,don't Ya,,,??? The only'ist way out of this one may be for you to quietly call your provider'er and raise your data and you be golden til you start likin all thet extra data and ,,,,and,,,you know how that goes,,,,,

 Here just recently,,,I fount that the bigger companies actually do give you more data for less money than the smaller ones,,,,bestest ones is the "Unlimited",,,ones,,,you can surf to your heart's content,,,,,,no matter which porn sites you visit,,,,

 OH CHIT,,,,I think I been misunderstanding you as you are talkin bout your laptop data,,ain't you,?? Chit Fire,,I was thinkin on your cell phone,,,,,same horse, just different color.,,,,,

  You are right in that them friends at coffee might want to start thinkin you might be too thrifty showin up with your laptop,,,but you DO see just exactly that at them Internet cafes,,,, 

 You prolly need to go talk with Customer Service at your provider to check on any "Promotionals" they might have going,,they ALL have em occaisionaly for new customers ,,,BUT,,,bottom line,,,,you ARE gonna have to raise your data plan,,,or,,,find out who ole Les's carrier is and hack into his data,,,Ya see how easy thet is,,,???