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Topic: Face book picture
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Subject: Face book picture
Date Posted: 23 Jan 2019 at 2:19pm
Shows a highway patrol man writing a Amish couple a traffic ticket. They are in a one horse buggy. His question to them is "did you not see that yellow line back there when you passed that Ford?". It's probably an old joke but I thought it was kinda cute. Ol Shameless will be so proud of that horse. 
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 23 Jan 2019 at 3:02pm
That's some horsepower on that buggy.  ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2019 at 12:43am
| lol...that horse deserves a treat! |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2019 at 8:03am
| We’re working about 7 miles down a dirt road right now. Yesterday on my way to work I drove by an old farm and ran over a chicken. I went back to tell the old lady that lives there. She asked what kind of truck I drive? I told her it’s an old 1983 Ford. She says well good. I asked what the truck had to do with it. She said she didn’t want to be known for raising chickens that couldn’t Out run a Chevy |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2019 at 8:55am
OOOOOHHhhhhh,,,,,boy are you fixin to get dumped on,,,soon's ole "you know who" gets back from coffee and reads this,,,,,chit,,Thad,,I hate to even mention this but ,,,,,,I hope you wasn't really keen on thet jeep,,,I,,,,,I,,,almost had him just to "thinkin" on it ,,,,,sigh,,,,,
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Thad in AR. wrote:Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2019 at 11:34am
| We had rain then sleet then snow and now in the 20’s and the possibility of single digits next week. I owed him. I need off this crappy job and Shameless weather isn’t helping. |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2019 at 1:29pm
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Come on March 19th ! ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: JohnCO
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2019 at 1:42pm
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Shameless sent me about 2" last night, I was hoping for more. As long as it melts by next Tuesday so I can go to the Colorado Farm Show in Greeley.
------------- "If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" Allis Express participant |
Posted By: iowallis
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2019 at 8:49pm
I read on the internet that 85% of Ford pickups made in the last 20 years are still on the road, the other 15% made it home. Spell FORD backwards, what does that stand for? Driver Returns On Foot.
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2019 at 9:19pm
Fastest on race day |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2019 at 8:46pm
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Found on road dead. Fooked on race day. fixed over rebuilt dodge.
Q: What do you call a Norwegian prostitute?
A: A Fjord Escort. ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: truckerfarmer
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2019 at 9:25pm
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Found On Reservation Dump. ------------- Looking at the past to see the future. '53 WD, '53 WD45, WD snap coupler field cultivator, #53 plow,'53 HD5B dozer Duct tape.... Can't fix stupidity. But will muffle the sound of it! |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 28 Jan 2019 at 12:39am
| **high fives Jim, Dar, & Ted** |
Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 28 Jan 2019 at 2:04pm
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GMC garage mans companion
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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 28 Jan 2019 at 6:27pm
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Im a FORD guy.......... but thems is FUNNY !! ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 29 Jan 2019 at 12:08am
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Out of left field, Poor Old (that N word) Thinks Its A Cadillac. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 29 Jan 2019 at 7:29am
| speaking of facebook photos, check out "chanile westcoasts's" photo on hers. she's the blonde ditz on the show "ridiculasness" oh...and don't post the photo on here! |
Posted By: lentsch
Date Posted: 30 Jan 2019 at 12:04pm
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Fix Or Repair Daily. ------------- WD,D15,190XT,7000,8010x2,7060,8070 |
Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 30 Jan 2019 at 10:48pm
I sure hope Emily from Windows support out of India got me protected
,cause I JUST had to go see as you told O'l JC to not put her picture up. But since Emily has been checking everyday I think my computer is very safe   |