Yeah,,Shameless,,I guess I'm gettin to be a hard azz in my later years also,,,,, Bout 4 years ago My younger brother and his wife come out to visit  from Texas. I was in my garage and walked out when I seem em drive up. We do all the back slappin and stuff,,when he mentions to his wife,,,,," Dang,,would you look at this mess in here?"

 I looked at him straight in the eye and told him "Don't bother yourself lookin at My Mess no more while you get your azz off my property" He couldn't believe what he heard,,,so I told him again,,!! They left and I ain't seen him since. Thing is,,,last time I was at HIS place,,,he had a bigger "MESS" than I do,,,,,,friggin AH's,,,,

Oh oh, Scott, you have no idea how long and sharp a stick ole Shameless has, you be in trouble, boy!

Heck Dale, when I was at your place last summer I couldn't see much of anything on your place, what with the trees on the south side and the hill and corn on the north side.  Maybe the bot is using sat. pictures, like I do to check inventory...  'Course with the leaves off the trees and the corn gone, I guess a person, especially a person with nothing better to do, can see more then they can in the summer.

If O'l Ken cannot get you enough raccoons and hogs let me know and I will start trapping some more for you . But you will have come get them hogs fast they eat a lot.

An here I was thinking you was such a friendly guy. 

He was probably just trying to get his wife off his back. But then again I don't know nothin about your bother, maybe he was angling that he should haul that O'l Chevy out of your way.

Better luck with the inspector next time. Maybe little pictures of O'l Ben Franklin instead of O'l George Washington would help.

An now I am running away from you and hoping he gets his  under control by the time he is done at your place. 

2 months later, I seen the Sargent, (we have a good relationship), and asked him who trespassed on my property to read the plate??? I want to press charges!  He said in a calm tone, I will take care of it!!  Found out it was one of the uppie thinking people in the housing plan behind my property.

  And here I was thinking you was such a friendly guy. 

He was probably just trying to get his wife off his back. But then again I don't know nothin about your bother, maybe he was angling that he should haul that O'l Chevy out of your way.

  Don't worry yourself, Ray,,,,,,you is in the clear,,,just got carried away there for a little bit but,,I just can't put up with people that wants to "Put up their Collar" and look down their nose at you...even if they is kin,,,,,

 

 (breathin slower now),,,, OK,,,,,I'm OK now,,,dang near let myself get to where I was gonna pick up the phone and tell him AGAIN what I thought bout him,,,,,,

A lot of states have right to farm laws...

 I think,,,,,,,I can figure what you been doin with your manure spreader by reading between your lines,,,,,, thet chit on the paved roads sure would put up some ,,,,,,,some,,,,aromas,,huh??

 

Plus the extra aroma therapy from the hot asphalt effect.

Ted we is taking care that cows should not fart, you feed them seaweed. I am not funning you unfortunately,tax dollars at work in the Land of Fruits and Nuts. You ever walk the beach and smell rotting seaweed?

I think I am seeing a new business opportunity.Poison Oak grows really good here and have only got it once. So if I bag it up and box it how much will you all pay for it????

 HEY,,,,,,wait just a minute there,, Ray,,,,,,you ain't tryin to get in on my enterprise to send them folks some of these special, impossible to eradicate, high reproducting rate,,,,,goat heads are Ya,,,??  You get these sobs started and you almost got to get rid of the dirt down bout 11" and replace with dirt from some other state,,,,thas how bad they are to get rid of,,,,,, Sent some to ole Shameless,,,but ain't heard any back on how he come out with them stockholders,,,,,

If some land is going to go up for auction next to yours, move in some hogs.  Do this the as soon as you hear about the possibility of the land being sold.

Cow manure is bad enough but just to be fair, have a load of hog manure laid down.

If you really want to mess with him, tell him the day before that you have done a deal with all the septic pumping companies where they can offload their tank trucks on your property.

That'll get him wound up.

 

 

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Ida sprayed the hippies, tents and all!

hmm..up here farmers are only allowed to spread 'brown gold' for a few days so best check local bylaws...see if there is one  !

If not, find out when the bots are having a party..do it the day before !!

Jay

Oh I can find some of the goat heads to but them nasty things poke you  This poison oak only itches like crazy on most but not me.  The only time I got any was a miserable humid day, and I had to fix fence were somebody drove a dozer over it. The sap was oozing out the broken little sticks. I was sweating up a storm so my skin was opened up. and one of the ends rubber down my arm. Didn't make it bleed but left a track of scratched up skin and laid the sap in there. It got this big old boil about a inch tall and it kind of  burned and kinda itched   and itched some more. So I found out what the rest of you get, but grow up crawling in it before I knew it was bad.

I want to say back 70ish ,county what I call spray cops today but back then the Ag commissioner had some bugs, beetles I think they were that eat the goat heads plant or seed I don't know cause we didn't have any real close. They were giving them away, AND THEY DID THE JOB.  You could not find a goat head for 20 years, AN THE BUGS DIED OFF, they had nothing to eat. As far as I know the bugs didn't eat anything but goat heads so none of the unexpected things happened. But the way government works  all the good people retired  and just dead wood left that ant got no idea how to find the bugs again.

Now got some of them @$^&((*)*%# in the yard. All the gravel pits in this whole state is just breeding grounds for every evil weed that is known to man I thing. If you got new tires they get in the groves and ride for miles before they fall out I think.

So a case of government took it and now give it back.

Being a nice guy I let you be in charge of sending are buddy goat heads. But get on it would you, he was sounding   like he was unloved   cause your other shipment never made it.

Don't laugh too long.. subdivision 'they' built on some of Ontario's highest yielding bean land(in the books) HAS street lights ! Arrgh.. it was so nice out here 10 year ago.. NOW, they've bought another 37 acres and those light are CLOSER to me( 1000' due west') , so much for watching magnificent sunsets...

sniff,sniff

Jay

Dave , up here LOCALLY, I've seen thousands of acres of PRIME farmland bulldozed over, paved,litup and covered with houses. Must be I'm getting old BUT I KNOW you can't grow nothing worth eatin in a field of asphalt.I'm , well, I WAS, a citybot, came here to the burbs in '84 and enjoy the 'country living'. I don't want street lights, city water, city sewers,sidewalks,noise and traffic,funny smells or nosey neighbours and I accept my taxes are HIGHER than being in the city. I want to grow my own veggies,have a fire,walk with a beer in hand and pee on my tree. Help neighbours if I can, listen to the birds, Little things.Oh yeah.. play with my 'oranges'.....

What irks me about misplaced citybots is their demand to bring the city out here ! You won't find many farms from east of Toronto to Niagara Falls. Google maps is scary ! We USED to have the Niagar Fruitbelt... it's GONE, NO soft fruits grown or processed...all paved over for houses or grapes. I know of 8 barns that have been 'lost' in the past 15 years...that's 7 small farms( each 200ac or less ). Ironically the City sent me a questionaire about how the new 'greenspace' should be designed. Yeah lke  a flat 2ac parcel  of grass an replace the 50ac farm that was there 40 years ago.

yup, getting old and grumpy.....

Jay

Jay

To add to Jay,Kurt,an Teds comments that are right on the mark I got a story.

I rent a 80 that has a right of way along part of 2 sides. It's a paved road and original owner that subdivided put in a cattle guard at each end. There have been cattle on it every year since the complaining party has owned here acreage.  Well she has it in her head I should fence her road out as she is afraid of hitting a cow. 

It is NOT MY PROBLEM. Just drive slowly,and the cows have the right of way. In that I don't try to  cause trouble I supplied electric fencing materiel, her people put it up. Not that it is was done correctly,but it made her happy for now.

It is not my problem to tell citybots the implications of having a cattle guard on a road. But in the Land of Fruits and Nuts the realtor is responsible to tell everything like that.

The word on the street is she is selling, but she called that I should not spread roomers. Well I can only hope, but no It seems each knew-be is even worse.   

come on shameless,you should have started that with this is no chit. 

i cannot remember any of that going on where i live on my 5 acre plot.

you know, I just threw my original post in to stir up some humor.  i knew what the posts would sound like when they rolled in.  My dog is not in this fight, but I got a kick out of it.

And yes i do plow some of the neighbor's drives out for grins, but one of them is a real fox. 

come on shameless,you should have started that with this is no chit. 

i cannot remember any of that going on where i live on my 5 acre plot.

you know, I just threw my original post in to stir up some humor.  i knew what the posts would sound like when they rolled in.  My dog is not in this fight, but I got a kick out of it.

And yes i do plow some of the neighbor's drives out for grins, but one of them is a real fox.