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Topic: Fair Warning
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Subject: Fair Warning
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2018 at 9:28pm
No this ain't about shameless, guys if your loving old gal gets to bellyaching saying "You need some new jeans, the next Walmart we pass, your gonna get some"!! Guys if you head in to the men's jean section and see some decent looking black jeans, be sure and check the length of the darn zipper. The 1 pair I bought, the darn zipper is almost 2" shorter than my old jeans. Guys it wasn't pleasant. I don't remember the brand, no they aren't female jeans, I thought about that. Buts ya just about gotta drop them to drain the old rad. Unisex maybe???



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Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2018 at 6:16am
Saving money buying LESS Zipper stock. Don't care if the customer is affected just the bottom line.


Posted By: Armand(AZ)
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2018 at 7:23am
Often wondered why I see guys dropping their jeans when approaching a urinal.  So the answer is "short zippers"!!   Amazing what a guy can learn when reading the forum!!! LOL


Posted By: JoeO(CMO)
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2018 at 7:29am
LOL
Originally posted by Armand(AZ) Armand(AZ) wrote:

Often wondered why I see guys dropping their jeans when approaching a urinal.  So the answer is "short zippers"!!   Amazing what a guy can learn when reading the forum!!! LOL
 
Who woulda thought!LOL


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Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2018 at 8:43am
Originally posted by Armand(AZ) Armand(AZ) wrote:


Often wondered why I see guys dropping their jeans when approaching a urinal.  So the answer is "short zippers"!!   Amazing what a guy can learn when reading the forum!!! LOL


well, short something, for sure!

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Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2018 at 10:38am
For sure not a good deal when them zipper cogs are biting into the boys. Long zipper = better. Kind of got me to thinking about that scene in the movie "There's Something About Mary", when that poor young fella had a bad experience with his zipper. Lol. Darrel


Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2018 at 10:49am
I can't imagine the comments coming on that movie.

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Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2018 at 2:23pm
Thought they might have been for the "guys" that are "light in the loafers." but they buy those high $$$ jeans. No quality control these days and if the manufacturer can cut corners they will. 

Tom, don't you go struttin' around in those fancy jeans trying to impress the gals.


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Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2018 at 5:42pm
I at least still buy Carpenter jeans, one for the big pockets but two for the extra room for slim and the twins to hang loose!! Zipper goes well below where could be a nuisance or get hung up in.


Posted By: Gordy
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2018 at 5:55pm

        Haven't got any with the short zipper yet but I used to buy Lee jeans and they were always good so I was at Menards a while back and I see they had Lee jeans so I bought a couple pair and about the second time I wore them I was bent over trimming a horses hoof and the but split wide open along side the back pocket same thing happened to the second pair after wearing them couple of times , Don't take much of a strain to destroy them sure not like they used to be. 


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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2018 at 6:05pm
Originally posted by darrel in ND darrel in ND wrote:

For sure not a good deal when them zipper cogs are biting into the boys. Long zipper = better. Kind of got me to thinking about that scene in the movie "There's Something About Mary", when that poor young fella had a bad experience with his zipper. Lol. Darrel

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Personally, I buy "dad" Khakis, at goodwill store, about 5-6 buck$.  Don't care much about anything else, but they gots to have a long zipper, or 4 buttons...Wink


Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2018 at 6:14pm
I forgot how funny that was!!!


Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2018 at 7:23pm
LOL LOL LOL Just like a bunch of firemen - no sympathy at all. Medics are just as bad. 

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Posted By: JohnCO
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2018 at 7:58pm
Speaking of urinals, well someone mentioned them, anyway, I was up in Cheyenne, WY over the weekend and spent a couple hours in the old train station, now brewpub/restaurant.  In the men's restroom were three urinals side by side but all three were at different heights, baby bear, big brother and dad's I guess.


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Posted By: Brian Jasper co. Ia
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2018 at 9:40pm
I like the Duluth Trading 'Ballroom' jeans. Just like the name implies, plenty of room for the boys...

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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2018 at 7:32am
Gordy I had the same with 2 pair that wasn't Lee jeans. I wonder if these pants were all made at the same overseas sweatshop. The buttons labels etc. are changed after a specified run count and back to running again. Could of been the same jean material used in them and defective . The 2 that happened with had some American name, not necessarily a brand name.

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Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2018 at 9:22am
I'm guessing it's the companies saving $$$$ cause now-a-days, all these kids wear em down falling off their azzes,,,,,,so they don't need a regular length zipper anymore....
Makes sense to me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Guys gotta have em loose an fallin off,,,,,,,,,,,,,I like the way the girls have theirs........SKIN tight and stickin up their,,,,,,,,,um,,,,,,aw never mind,,,,,,,,,,


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Posted By: bauerd44
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2018 at 10:37am
Gordy, my son had a pair from Rural King and they also split along side of rear pocket.

I agree with chaskaduo, same material, different buttons and name.

Dale


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Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2018 at 10:46am
Thanks for that video clip, DIY Dave. That really had me laughing. Hadn't seen that movie for years. Darrel


Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2018 at 10:48am
[QUOTE=Ted J] I'm guessing it's the companies saving $$$$ cause now-a-days, all these kids wear em down falling off their azzes,,,,,,so they don't need a regular length zipper anymore....
Makes sense to me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Guys gotta have em loose an fallin off,,,,,,,,,,,,,I like the way the girls have theirs........SKIN tight and stickin up their,,,,,,,,,um,,,,,,aw never mind,,,,,,,,,,
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Ted, you ole codger. You going to give yourself a heart attack looking at them skin tight leggins. But what a way to go (I like em too) Darrel


Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2018 at 2:03am
OMG! I've never seen that show before...wished I had!


Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2018 at 8:50pm
Dale, you can go on utube and watch all of it or at least a lot of em.


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