Teacher's pets...
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Topic: Teacher's pets...
Posted By: DiyDave
Subject: Teacher's pets...
Date Posted: 13 May 2018 at 12:51pm
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Teacher decides to let students out early if they can name some quote origins. Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." "That's right Susie, you can go home." Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." "That's right Mary, you can go." Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." The teacher turns her back Johnny yells in frustration, "I wish those dumb bitches would keep their f*%$#@ mouths shut!" The teacher turns around and she is livid and yells: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!" Johnny replies: "Harvey Weinstein. I'll see you tomorrow?" |
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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 13 May 2018 at 3:30pm
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TRUE STORY !! LOL ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 13 May 2018 at 6:43pm
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GOOD, Good one,,,,!!!! Still laughing,,,,, 
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Posted By: Wayne180d
Date Posted: 13 May 2018 at 8:04pm
| I am sure he wished they kept their mouths shut |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 13 May 2018 at 9:55pm
| some females just CANNOT keep a secret! |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 14 May 2018 at 9:12pm
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and others CANNOT keep their mouths shut... ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |