short sayings folks use
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Topic: short sayings folks use
Posted By: Ken in Texas
Subject: short sayings folks use
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 9:07pm
| to get a point across. like, Go fly a kite. or, Not worth a hill of beans, There must be a million of these short sayings. What is your favorite? Post it here |
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Posted By: TMiller/NC
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 9:10pm
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Dumber that a rock If the shoe fits wear it |
Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 9:11pm
| Walk a mile in my shoes |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 9:12pm
| dumb a$$ |
Posted By: TMiller/NC
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 9:13pm
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Not the brightest bulb Not the sharpest knife in the drawer A few slices short of a loaf |
Posted By: jwssmithfarms
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 9:22pm
| worth less then tits on a boar |
Posted By: Lars(wi)
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 9:40pm
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well, if that dont sh*t the bed ------------- I tried to follow the science, but it was not there. I then followed the money, and that’s where I found the science. |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 9:56pm
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Dumb as a bag of hammers Sh!t fire and 2 is 10 Asked for a hand and took my hand, arm, and the ass out of my pants Slicker then greased owl sh!t That'll go over like a turd in the punch bowl ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: WF owner
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 10:00pm
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The lucky ones live three days like that (after someone is complaining about something). If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you should do is stop digging!!! Is this going to be a long, sad story???
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Posted By: im4racin
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 10:31pm
| Who??? When did you start pooping through feathers? |
Posted By: Dakota Dave
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 10:56pm
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Here hold my beer. |
Posted By: klinemar
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 10:58pm
| Where the Bear sh#t in the Buckwheat! |
Posted By: Les Royer
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 11:07pm
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Goin to heil in a hand basket Dumber than a box of rocks ------------- I still gots my A/C but it's clear out in the barn now. |
Posted By: Les Royer
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 11:08pm
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Colder than a well diggers azz colder than a witches tat ------------- I still gots my A/C but it's clear out in the barn now. |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 2:56am
| huck the fuskers |
Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 4:53am
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He's a few fries short of a happy meal He's a couple bricks short of a load His elevator doesn't go all of the way to the top |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 4:58am
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Guaranteed not to rip tear rust bust or sag in the azz Finer than frogs hair ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: Kurt WI
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 5:53am
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Tell them wear the bear sh1ts in the woods ------------- WD D17D 170 190xt 190xtIII 200 7020 |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 5:54am
aint got the power to pull a sick ho offn the pisspot! (description of a farmall cub)
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Posted By: Gary
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 6:11am
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He doesn't have a pot to pizz in or a window to throw it out! |
Posted By: Gary
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 6:13am
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Nothing runs like a Deere - when it sees an Allis coming. |
Posted By: im4racin
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 7:32am
| Hard like woodpecker lips |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 7:34am
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We're cuttin us a fat hog we're chittin in tall cotton i'd be on that like a Kardashian on a basketball star i'd be on that like Rosie O on a bucket of gravy wish in one hand and chit in the other and see which fills up first she's purdier than a speckeled pup she's sweeter tham wild mountain honey she's built like a brick chit house that shines like a diamond in a goats ass he's crazy as a peach orchard boar that's enough to gag a dog off the gut wagon i'd be on that like Bernie Sanders on a freebie her azz is 3 axe handles and a half wide he's ready to f%#$ fight or hold the light |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 7:47am
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Shaking like a dog trying to sh!t peach seeds His bread ain't quite done Loose as a d!ck in a sock (from my machinist days) That beats a hen rootin Scat Tom your tail's in the gravy (my grandmother says this after somebody sneezes) ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: ac hunter
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 7:56am
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John Deere collector says: "Nothing runs like a Deere". AC collector replies: "Nothing smells like a John".
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Posted By: bikley
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 8:50am
| $hit happens |
Posted By: Wayne180d
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 10:09am
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like a fart in church on a hot sunday morning Not a snowballs chance in hell His elevator does not go to the top floor slicker than snot Had a lady from Kentucky horse country would always say: Well f**k me running
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Posted By: DougG
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 11:14am
| I heard that ! and oh gawd this story again |
Posted By: john(MI)
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 1:11pm
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Now that there's a fine a$$! Look at that rack! ------------- D14, D17, 5020, 612H, CASE 446 |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 1:17pm
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Well damn fire A former co-worker of mine referred to EVERYTHING as a piece of f#ck ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: Kenny L.
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 2:52pm
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should of could of wood of it is what it is whatever trip your trigger
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Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 4:46pm
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0ut of the fryin pan and into the fire. Dumber than Ditch Water (only hear this one in Colorado} Lord Help Us All Step over a Dollar to pick up a dime Once in a blue moon Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey A shot in the darkMeaner Than a JunK Yard Dog WHEN WE GET TO a MILLION OF THIS CUITNESS WE CAN QUIT KEN THANKS ALL WHO POSTED. KEEP EM COMMIN. LAFFIN MY ASS OFF Faster than a speeding bullet Undercover Lover with Bedroom Eyes Tighter than Bark on a Tree
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Posted By: WF owner
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 6:10pm
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From the movie Days of Thunder: Like a monkey mailto:f@#%ing" rel="nofollow - f@#%ing a football !!!
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 6:28pm
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Take a flying F at a rolling doughnut. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 6:39pm
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Don't get your panties in a wad over small stuff Don't eat yellow snow None of your beeswax Three Strikes and Your Out Pissing into the wind
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Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 6:55pm
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Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free? We grew up so poor, Poor folks talked about us. So poor. When we asked for toys for Christmas, Dad cut the bottoms out of our pants pockets. Have you totally lost your everlovin mind? Don't look Ethel
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Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 6:57pm
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She is so Country, She makes Loretta Lynn look like a city slicker. A comedy of Errors
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Posted By: acd17toy
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 7:41pm
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My late father in laws favorite saying were, "colder than a bachlors kiss." "smother than a school marms legs".
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Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 8:08pm
------------- I am still confident of this; I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
Les Royer wrote:Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 8:20pm
slicker than snot on a glass door knob ------------- I am still confident of this; I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 8:23pm
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Well I'll be a Monkeys Uncle. See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Speak no Evil. I have 3 little Monkeys to remind me of my evil ways. My Mistake. Everybody makes Mistakes .
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Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 8:30pm
| A Cracker Jack Allis Mechanic |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 8:43pm
| I don't give a feathered frogs butt |
Posted By: Leesok
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 9:28pm
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If ya ain't gonna use your head, ya might as well have been born with two a$$es. If the shoe fits, wear it. |
Posted By: WF owner
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 9:30pm
| He is a certified, card carrying Ahole. |
Posted By: im4racin
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 9:44pm
| He has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peal! |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 9:48pm
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Use your brain,,God didn't put it there to keep your ears there from flapping together. |
Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 10:59pm
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measure twice. cut once. Flying off the handle around here gets you nothing. Go Ahead. Make my Day Goofy as a Road Lizard
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Posted By: JohnCO
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 11:55pm
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Tighter then a drum Old army mess hall one, "Grab your meat and beat it!" Not playing with a full deck Didn't think it could get worse then this, I was wrong. Were you born in a barn? Shut the door. Lincoln taste, Ford budget You did WHAT? Somebody said it was ok I think he was standing behind the door when brains were given out. ------------- "If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" Allis Express participant |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 7:40am
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nervous as a whore in church nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin chairs busy as a one legged man in a ass kickin contest fubared quicker than the blink of an eye hotter than the hubs of hades pretty as a picture one i use on my guys at work 'you're softer than baby chit' he drinks like a fish drunk as a skunk drunker than a thousand comanchies drunker than Cooter Brown one step foreward and two steps back he's usin some fancy footwork that will go over like a fart in a wind storm that will go over like a lead baloon if i had that jeep and Shameless had a feather up his tail we'd both be tickled Redneck and proud of it cowboy up Jerry rigged chit or get off the pot chittin and a gettin don't piss down my back and tell me its raining i'd be on that like a hippie on a lost cause too many irons in the fire it's got a good ring to it looks like hammered chit
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 7:55am
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aint got much spring in his step well if that dont chap your ass go figure that figures chit fire and save matches drier than a popcorn fart kickin ass and takin names runnin around like a whooped pup tuck tail and run like peaches n cream he wants his cake and eat it too he'd bitch if they hung him with a new rope opinions are like azzholes, everybody has one kick a dog when he's down pick your poison |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 8:11am
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that boy could tear up an anvil with a rubber mallot ill whoop you like a naughty step child throw him to the wolves he's really slingin the chit now that ole Ford will get country like finding a needle in a hay stack bless yor little heart do i need to make you a sugar tit do you want a little cheese with your whine i'll whoop you with a black snake i'll whoop you with a hickory switch i'll strap your ass lay the leather to him take him out behind the wood shed work him like a rented mule workin like a dog sweatin like a hog sweatin bullets go piss up a rope pissin and moanin hell hath no fury like a woman scorned my cup runneth over he's fixin to open a can of whoop ass |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 8:22am
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Sh!t or get of the pot Drunker then a bicycle Queer as a football bat Lost as a fart in a whirlwind ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: Dusty MI
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 8:55am
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Go ahead and do it your way, you will anyway. Dusty ------------- 917 H, '48 G, '65 D-10 series III "Allis Express" |
Posted By: fixer1958
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 8:58am
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So broke I can't even pay attention. Yes Dear.. |
Posted By: Steve in NJ
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 9:49am
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Been there... done that! Been there, done that, got the t-shirt! Been to three worlds fairs and ain't never seen nothin' like that! Smoother than a babys ass! Cryin' the blues! Big Wienny Hiemer! Big Wiener! Tighter than a Crabs ass...and that's waterproof! So tight his wallet squeaks! More stubborn than an old mule! There's an ass for every seat Teach yer' kids how ta' walk n' talk then ya tell em' to shut up n' sit down! Was ta' Hell n' back! My father used to say: I'd squeeze a nickel till the buffalo  s!------------- 39'RC, 43'WC, 48'B, 49'G, 50'WF, 65 Big 10, 67'B-110, 75'716H, 2-620's, & a Motorhead wife |
Posted By: Wayne180d
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 10:05am
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He is so tight he squeaks when he walks He is so cheap he will put a 20 in the collection plate and make change
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Posted By: fixer1958
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 10:19am
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Ass, Grass or Gas, Nobody Rides For Free |
Posted By: im4racin
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 11:39am
| Heavier than a dead preacher |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 2:37pm
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Hold my purse,,I'm gonna go get him. |
Posted By: TMiller/NC
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 2:58pm
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Don't let your bullfrog mouth overload your tadpole azz Just like a blue jay if he ain't $hitting he's hollering |
Posted By: weiner
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 3:06pm
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Till the cows come home. Burning the candle at both ends. ------------- Real heros wear dogtags, not capes. |
Posted By: omahagreg
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 4:12pm
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My Grandpa Kroeker would say Like shootin' fish in a barrel Rears and Soebuck ------------- Greg Kroeker 1950 WD with wide front and Freeman trip loader |
Posted By: Lars(wi)
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 4:58pm
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Tall Hat, No Cattle Tighter than an old maids crotchdumber than a bag of hammers
so mad, I could spit nails
watching grass grow is more exciting than she is
well, if that dont beat all
horny as a three peckerd billy goat
ugly as a rat's ass
so hungry you could eat the ass out of a skunk
she's so loose, you have to tie a board to back of your butt so you dont go all the way in
------------- I tried to follow the science, but it was not there. I then followed the money, and that’s where I found the science. |
Posted By: Jim.ME
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 5:09pm
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Strong like an ox, smart as a tractor. All his puppies don't bark. Their family tree looks like a telephone pole. |
Posted By: klinemar
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 5:09pm
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Just came in with a load of logs. Keep your powder dry! Don't let your gun go off. Watch your top knot. Swelled up like a poisioned pup. One brick shy of a full load. Lies like a little kid who peed to bed. Your story make it as big as you want. Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. |
Posted By: Burgie
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 5:26pm
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Like a hair in a biscut. ------------- "Burgie" |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 5:31pm
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Far Out ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: Lars(wi)
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 5:34pm
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Thank God there's not another one of you ------------- I tried to follow the science, but it was not there. I then followed the money, and that’s where I found the science. |
Posted By: fixer1958
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 6:50pm
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Deader than a hammer. Go eat chit and die. |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 6:58pm
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Holy Toledo ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 7:08pm
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He's so dang screwed up,,he ain't got a pot to piss in,,,or a frigging window to throw it out of,,,, |
Posted By: iowallis
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 8:00pm
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When somebody is rambln' on "Can we take an escalator to the end of this conversation?" He who sh!ts in church sits in pew. You can lead a horse to water but it is a lot easier to ride him.
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Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 8:31pm
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Busy as a one eyed cat watching two rat holes. ------------- Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God. |
Posted By: farmboy520
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 9:39pm
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Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight Screwed like a dog in the street It’s your story, you can tell it the way you want Lights are on but nobody’s home Light in his loafers He’s talking out of both sides of his mouth He’s got more problems than Carter has pills A few nuggets short of a happy meal His elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top Chuck you farlie That boy ain’t right Hell or high water Lord willing and the creek don’t rise |
Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 10:31pm
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drunk as a skunk boys will be boys I give up Opening up a can of worms Turn out the lights. The party is over Catch me if you can Loaded for Bear Taller than a Georgia Pine Jaw deep to a Giraffe Black as Coal Nervous as a Long Tail Cat in a room full of Rockin Chairs A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words A flash in the Pan Things that go BUMP in the night
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Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 7:39am
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higher than giraffes pu@@y 6 bricks shy of a load nuttier then squirrel turds loose as a gooses bowels go through you like a dose of salts rough as a cob quiet as a mouse fart ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: klinemar
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 8:33am
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A#s deep to a tall Indian Up to his A#s in Alligators Don't let fear or common sense stand in your way Colder than a Whores heart or Colder than a Witches heart You can always tell a man by his hat and yours is covered with sh#t
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Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 9:31am
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Curiosity Killed the Cat Don't make the same mistake twice. Don't count your chicks before they hatch
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Posted By: Stan IL&TN
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 9:45am
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You make a better door than a window. ------------- 1957 WD45 dad's first AC 1968 one-seventy 1956 F40 Ferguson |
Posted By: Harvey/pa
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 10:06am
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My favorites from my Grandmother will miracles never cease Better to cut a fart & feel the shame, than bust a gut & go lame I'll Granny you ( she did not like to be called Granny)
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Posted By: allisrutledge
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 10:29am
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Wilder than a 5 legged rooster Looks like a steers hindend sewed up with a grapevine Ain't yer momma holler for ya? ------------- Allis Chalmers still exist in my mind and barns |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 11:49am
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Harder than a whores heart ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 1:58pm
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Aint had a match since Superman Died Bullheaded Little Brat. Try tellin that to his Mommie I could use a drink Monkey See, Monkey Do Light at the end of the Tunnel Dressed fit to kill with no place to go Wrong way Corrigan Money, Marbles, Chalk & Crayons Easy as Pie Marches to the beat of a different drummer Get Serious Blowing Smoke up My Arsh Wild as a March Hare Whatever Floats Your Boat When 2+2 don't equal 4 I don't have a dog in this hunt for the truth. That is the Whole Truth and nothin but the truth. Go Figure |
Posted By: klinemar
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 2:46pm
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Never try to suppress a fart or a sneeze at the same time. You will explode! Blessed be the man who has nothing. When night comes his chores are all done! Blessed be they who go round in circles for they are known as big wheels. Comb your locks and grab your socks Boys it's daylight in the big woods!
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 5:30pm
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Red on the head like the doodle on a poodle. Be careful with that one. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 6:18pm
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a stitch in time saves 9 What worries me is everything under the sun GOING HAYWIRE at the same time Why Buy Firewood when You can STIHL it That's a Bunch of Bull scatMy Stars I can't believe you said that Hoppin Mad Over Nothin Nothin to sneeze at runt of the litter Best to just BLOW IT OFF this time
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Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 7:33pm
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Jim Baker got this Cravin for Fried Chicken and Thought He Was Called To Preach. A sign from God I guess.
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Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 7:48pm
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M -O -N -E -Y is the Root of All Evil. That's what keeps me rootin for SMALL POTATOES |
Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 8:00pm
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It's so dry we are spraying the catfish for ticks. Dry like a popcorn fart Can't you be nice just once in a while? How many bald faced lies came out of your mouth today?
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 8:19pm
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You didn't get that round mouth eating square meals. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 10:26pm
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Far be It from Me How many Times must I remind you to MIND YOUR MANNERS girl friend? Three's a Charm I hate to bust your Bubble. But. Here goes nuthin. To many cooks in the Kitchen You need to get your facts straight girlfriend. I did not have sex with that woman. What a picnic that could have been. Buckle Up. It's the law. Meet you half way Come get it, your closer
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Posted By: JohnCO
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 11:54pm
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You actually eat with that mouth? Not playing with a full deck Not the brightest bulb on the string ------------- "If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" Allis Express participant |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2018 at 12:24am
| who cut the cheese? |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2018 at 11:51am
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To many chiefs not enough Indians ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: papa bear
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2018 at 2:52pm
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Sh*t fire and save matches finer than frog hair any better and I would be twins Hotter than a fresh f***ed fox in a forest fire hotter than two mice f***ing in a wool sock like a limp pecker... you just cant beat it worthless as tits on a boar (or a nun) working like a rented (borrowed) mule slow as molasses clear as mud best thing since sliced bread better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick ugly enough to make Ray Charles flinch |
Posted By: NDBirdman
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2018 at 4:47pm
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You kiss your momma with that mouth? Higher than a kite Up shyte creek Eat shyte and bark at the moon Fell in a pile of shyte and come out smelling like a rose Fornicate yourself with great vickor Your momma have any kids that lived? suck a rotten egg Phuq a duck ------------- 1955 WD45 S#205467, 190XT #6652 DXT |
Posted By: Ken in Texas
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2018 at 7:33pm
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That kid could use some REINING IN before it's too late Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child A Slap in the Face Could you loan me a Dollar till Payday? Not in this lifetime. Cash on the Barrelhead First Come First Served Hard to believe It's happening to Me When it Rains it Pours Put up or shut up In a Sows Ear
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Posted By: Gary in da UP
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2018 at 7:53pm
| Something is " Tuffer than a two dollar steak " or " cold as the mother in laws kiss " |
Posted By: Brian Jasper co. Ia
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2018 at 8:03pm
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Took off like a stripe a$$ed ape. Not the brightest bulb on the string. Dumber n' a sack full a hammers. He didn't have all his dogs barking anyway. Dumb as the day is long. ------------- "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford |