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FREEDGUY 
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Posted: 13 Sep 2020 at 3:52pm |
I had another "jack hole" on 2 wheels pushing me down the road this afternoon. I'm not even sure where he came from (99% sure he blew a 4 way stop), but by the time I got to 55 in a 50, there were his handlebars and sun glasses in my RVM. Well, it just so happened that there was a road kill ground hog in the EXACT center of my lane  . I didn't weave 1" to miss the carcass, but guess who couldn't  . The look on his face/body gyrations were priceless, and I'm going to say that there was ALOT of hog juices along his bike and pant legs from the way he kept looking down, wiping as he continued on  . These guys will never learn  .
Edited by FREEDGUY - 13 Sep 2020 at 3:53pm
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Dave in PA
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Posted: 13 Sep 2020 at 3:56pm |
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Walker
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Posted: 13 Sep 2020 at 7:54pm |
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Could be he was a scout for the Hell's Angels learning your daily routine so he knows where to mass the troops.
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DMiller
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Posted: 14 Sep 2020 at 5:07am |
And yet one of a thousand or more does NOT make all bikers EVIL. Sorry wrong again, as while On MY Bike had at least THREE Sheithead CAR Drivers TAILGATE ME where had to avoid them by moving out of their line of sight up.
So ALL Car Drivers are AZZholes too by YOUR Definition of tailgaters.
You must be one Paranoid person to find panic in being followed by a Bike, must have some level of Guilt of having done Something(s) to a Bike/biker on the past to be SO SKITTISH of a bike(SO TERRIBLY HUGE) following you too close for YOUR Comfort
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Walker
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Posted: 14 Sep 2020 at 5:36pm |
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The truly PRICELESS thing about this is there was only one biker behind you and not 300.
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FREEDGUY
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Posted: 14 Sep 2020 at 5:51pm |
 Walker wrote:
Could be he was a scout for the Hell's Angels learning your daily routine so he knows where to mass the troops. |
LMAO !!! Not with the "Yuppie" style bike he was wiping guts off of !!
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Posted: 14 Sep 2020 at 5:55pm |
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I aint so sure, even them 14 year old kids on mopeds are kinda funny bout their iron.
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FREEDGUY
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Posted: 14 Sep 2020 at 6:00pm |
DMiller wrote:
And yet one of a thousand or more does NOT make all bikers EVIL. Sorry wrong again, as while On MY Bike had at least THREE Sheithead CAR Drivers TAILGATE ME where had to avoid them by moving out of their line of sight up.
So ALL Car Drivers are AZZholes too by YOUR Definition of tailgaters.
You must be one Paranoid person to find panic in being followed by a Bike, must have some level of Guilt of having done Something(s) to a Bike/biker on the past to be SO SKITTISH of a bike(SO TERRIBLY HUGE) following you too close for YOUR Comfort
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You would be "shocked" to see the beverages spilled/dashboard cleaning/ swerving as I "suddenly" slow / swerve to "avoid" an animal darting out of a tree line  . There is NO excuse for ANY type of tailgating !! Just seems like it's the bikers lately  ?? And yes, IMO the majority of "car" drivers ARE AZZholes !!
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FREEDGUY
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Posted: 14 Sep 2020 at 6:04pm |
Walker wrote:
I aint so sure, even them 14 year old kids on mopeds are kinda funny bout their iron. |
The 14 YO's "here" are too involved with the XBOX/other types of electronic "gaming" to get off of their asses to get onto a moped .
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festus51
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Posted: 14 Sep 2020 at 6:36pm |
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TAILGATERS you would believe what I see driving a truck. I am just glad I'm bigger than them
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LouSWPA
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Posted: 14 Sep 2020 at 7:25pm |
When I have someone tailgating me, which is rare, I try to let them by at my first opportunity, even to the point of pulling over on a couple of occasions. I see no reason to be part of their accident.....even if it was their fault. If that dude had piled that bike up, would you have stopped to render assistance? Or would you have kept on going? Would, if you went back, seeing him there all bloody and broken up, perhaps dying, laying on the road, felt just a little bad, knowing although it was not at fault, you could have helped avoid? Or, would you have gloated and said something like 'it serves you right'?
It's hard to be humble, when you are perfect in every way, I know, I get that, but try anyhow.
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I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
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Walker
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Posted: 14 Sep 2020 at 7:39pm |
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Aint sayin how I know this but a big box trailer and enough miles will pickup a few just getting in on them gentle gusts of air and little bit of draft it generates. and I'm saving my best secret for last.
Edited by Walker - 14 Sep 2020 at 8:04pm
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