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Thad in AR. View Drop Down
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    Posted: 27 Mar 2019 at 9:01pm
We no sooner landed in Arkansas this afternoon and the phone started ringing off the wall. I think I’ll ask the youngens at work if they know what it means the phone ringing off the wall.😆
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You're gonna get a lot of bewildered stares.
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Just tell them to google it.
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 Hey Thad,,,,Glad you are back in town and ready to get after all the jobs your favorite Boss man gots waitin on you to get back,,,,don't it feel goods to be wanted like that,,,????LOL
  We gave up the house phone a couple of years ago,,, cause with each of us havin a cell,,why have another bill and havin to answer the dang thing when it rings every time you're on the pot,,,,,Wink
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I believe those old phones were gas operated.
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I and an other guy at work once told a blond headed nurse to go home and disconnect all her plug in phone lines and put them in baggies because the phone company was going to blow all the dust out of the phone lines that day and if you don`t put then in the baggies she'll have dust all over her house.  She did it.  One other time she asked us what she could get her boy friend for Christmas,  knowing he was into bow hunting and that he was left handed we encouraged her to look buy him left handed arrows.  She was not too happy that next night at work.
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I was told my great grandmother insisted that every light socket had to have a light bulb in it or the electricity would leak out....
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Most younger also do not know what "balls out" or "balls to the wall" mean either . . . . .
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