Wife remains good for a Laugh

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   So I needed go check fence lines as wind was dislodging a lot of Deaf wood.  No problems noted but did end up with ‘the Indicating Cramps’ of had to eliminate Breakfast yesterday.

So shovel, paper ALWaYS in truck dig a retention pit do my business go back to house.  Offload other tools, wash hands go in house.  Wife asked why took so long and explained Business required!  She looked at me and “Gross”.  Later she was watching a NCIS Recording, in Afquackistan.  Looked at me as paused recording, ‘Where did the real people there ‘Go’?”  Explained : Stop, Shovel, Hole, Business, bury hole drive on.  She thought a moment and “Women?”  All I stated was Yes.  She is still processing that!

Edited by DMiller - 19 Jan 2026 at 6:25am

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DMiller Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 14 Sep 2009 Location: Hermann, Mo Points: 35145	Post Options Post Reply Quote DMiller Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Wife remains good for a Laugh Posted: 19 Jan 2026 at 6:23am
	So I needed go check fence lines as wind was dislodging a lot of Deaf wood. No problems noted but did end up with ‘the Indicating Cramps’ of had to eliminate Breakfast yesterday. So shovel, paper ALWaYS in truck dig a retention pit do my business go back to house. Offload other tools, wash hands go in house. Wife asked why took so long and explained Business required! She looked at me and “Gross”. Later she was watching a NCIS Recording, in Afquackistan. Looked at me as paused recording, ‘Where did the real people there ‘Go’?” Explained : Stop, Shovel, Hole, Business, bury hole drive on. She thought a moment and “Women?” All I stated was Yes. She is still processing that! Edited by DMiller - 19 Jan 2026 at 6:25am

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Hubert (Ga)engine7 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Jackson Cnty,GA Points: 6572	Post Options Post Reply Quote Hubert (Ga)engine7 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 11 hours 26 minutes ago at 8:27pm
	My bride can’t comprehend that either. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
	Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.

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	Dave, explain to her the left hand, right hand custom!
	I am still confident of this; I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27