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   Late again says the 3 rd grade teacher to little Bobby. 
He says yes ma’am but it’s my daddy’s fault for sleeping naked. 
The teacher says , how your daddy sleeps has no bearing on you being late to school. 
The teacher asks how so?
Bobby says we’ll you see, we’ve had trouble with a fox 🦊 n the hen house lately. 
Last night daddy heard a commotion in the hen house. He grabbed his double barrel shotgun and ran out the door. 
When he got to the hen house he got on his hands and knees and poked that shotgun through the door and waited. 
About that time our old coon hound Blue came up behind my daddy and touched his cold nose to his ass and we spent the next 5 hours plucking chickens.

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Thad in AR. Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Arkansas Points: 9668	Post Options Post Reply Quote Thad in AR. Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Funny Posted: 13 Mar 2023 at 8:02pm
	Late again says the 3 rd grade teacher to little Bobby. He says yes ma’am but it’s my daddy’s fault for sleeping naked. The teacher says , how your daddy sleeps has no bearing on you being late to school. The teacher asks how so? Bobby says we’ll you see, we’ve had trouble with a fox 🦊 n the hen house lately. Last night daddy heard a commotion in the hen house. He grabbed his double barrel shotgun and ran out the door. When he got to the hen house he got on his hands and knees and poked that shotgun through the door and waited. About that time our old coon hound Blue came up behind my daddy and touched his cold nose to his ass and we spent the next 5 hours plucking chickens.

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desertjoe Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13729	Post Options Post Reply Quote desertjoe Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 13 Mar 2023 at 9:32pm
	,,,TOOO funny,,,,!!!!!

FloydKS Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: S E Kansas Points: 8431	Post Options Post Reply Quote FloydKS Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 13 Mar 2023 at 10:16pm
	got me to cackeling.
	Holding a grudge is like taking poison and expecting the other person to die

Clay Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Udall, Kansas Points: 9977	Post Options Post Reply Quote Clay Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 15 Apr 2023 at 9:25am
	Two men are looking through a catalogue. Mick says "Look at all of those gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too." His friend agrees "I'm ordering one right now." Three weeks later Mick says "Has your woman turned up yet?" "No. But it shouldn't be long now. Her clothes arrived yesterday."