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Scott B 
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Location: Kansas City
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Posted: 25 Feb 2023 at 11:47am |
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Two ole boys were talking and one says “how come you’re wearing your wedding ring on the wrong hand?” His buddy responds and says “cause I married the wrong woman!”
Ole gal has her new husband penned up against the wall and says “before we got married you told me you better off”. Her husband says “I was! I was MUCH better off”
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WF owner
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Joined: 12 May 2013
Location: Bombay NY
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Posted: 25 Feb 2023 at 1:14pm |
Do you know why they bury lawyers 12 feet deep?
Because down deep, lawyers are good people!
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only AC orange
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Location: Eastern Indiana
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Posted: 26 Feb 2023 at 7:25am |
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Lawyers are OK, depends if they are for you or against you!
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Thad in AR.
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Location: Arkansas
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Posted: 26 Feb 2023 at 7:36am |
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Guy walks in to a bar and ordered a beer.
Bartender says ok but we don’t serve lawyers.
Soon the guy ordered another beer and again the bar tender says ok but we don’t serve lawyers.
Soon he orders a third beer . The bar tender says ok but we don’t serve lawyers.
The customer looks at the bartender and asks , what do you have against lawyers?
Bartender replies, lawyers are assholes.
The customer flies mad and says you better take that back.
Bar tender asks, why are you a lawyer?
Customer says no I’m an asshole.
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desertjoe
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Location: New mexico
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Posted: 26 Feb 2023 at 10:30am |
Great one Thad,,,,didn't expect that one,,, 
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nella(Pa)
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Posted: 26 Feb 2023 at 11:31am |
Marriage; If you get a good one there is nothing like it  If you get a bad one there is nothing like it  |
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DMiller
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Location: Hermann, Mo
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Posted: 26 Feb 2023 at 11:59am |
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Women, Cannot Live with them, also CANNOT live without them, cannot kill them as 1) no Bounty to turn them in and 2) cannot bury in the back yard.
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Dusty MI
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Location: Charlotte, Mi
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Posted: 26 Feb 2023 at 9:53pm |
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We were married in Oct. 1961, and are stilled married today.
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iowallis
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Posted: 27 Feb 2023 at 1:37pm |
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I married Mrs. Right.
Didn’t realize it was Mrs. Always Right
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DMiller
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Posted: 27 Feb 2023 at 2:24pm |
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I married Mrs. Wrong, EVERY Word from my mouth Was WRONG!!
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