*IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT* Then this morning the Problem Started We received about 2 inches of snow yesterday and
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10-A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't
make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow
woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women
everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit
and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 - The transgender man.. women...person asked why I
didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained
about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not
used to decorate snow figures.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow
couple is white.
8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow
couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.
8:37 - Then accused of using a black face on the snowperson.
8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.
8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the
broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed
because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and
threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - The TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was
asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women?
I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist,
racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on
stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My
children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything
marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the
negative association with work that had been all over
social media.
10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do
was build a snowman...
Moral: There ain't no moral to this story. It is what
this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes.
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